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You poor fucker. I love eggs. I eat them practically every day. And yeah, hash browns fried in four or five tablespoons of butter...

OK. Comedy is subjective, after all. Hey! I watched Kung Fu. Didn't that David Karradine guy die whacking off in a hotel closet with a...

The Jap kid, Murakami, has two Home Runs already tonight and it's only the 5th Inning.

Cool. Give Sphincter a pat on his little head for being so chivalrous for me. It's almost as if he feels he has to sheild you from the...

I understand. Ugly broads are even moar shy than ugly guys when it comes to pics. I'm sure you have your qualities. You do have a...

Oh! Look at MasterSphincter White Knighting for the damsel. Does she have purple hair, a nose ring and cats? The nose ring would be a...

Sure, but you gotta admit, the guy in Adminge's little video sounds like he's sucked a lot of cock, right?

OK. Do the feet then. I can perform 73% accurate Livestock Evaluation from a photo of your bare feet alone. Try to get a couple...

Three run HR by Vargas! 3-0 SOX.

We got this Jap kid, Murakami, just led off with a base hit. Kid already has 15 HRs.

That's because no one cares about Canada. Sorry.

It's part of baseball history and lore. Chicago has been divided between the Cubs and the SOX since the late 1800s.

Of course, down at old Comisky you could get rolled by gang niggers, so things even out I guess.

Wrigley Field is an experience too, but the food is way more expensive and the stands are always filled with homosexuals.

It was a great place to go watch a game. Had the best food.