What's the Biggest Blind Date Turn-Off?

What's the Biggest Blind Date Turn-Off?


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In under an hour from now you'll be meeting your blind date!

Little do you know, the sub-human or barn sized heifer you're about to meet with will have you blowing boulder sized chunks! You meet them and the real question is... which overall issues strike you the hardest?

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A Trump devote who smokes Camels. Sporting cartoon tats.
 

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Speaking of tats, those shitty homemade poke and stick tattoos. They usually look worse than prison tattoos. They scream "I have poor judgement" and also give me IV drug/disease vibes. No thank you.
 

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I live in a vaca destination. I see lots of folks with tats that last exactly 2 weeks. If it makes em happy. So be it.
 

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Those are probably at least somewhat professionally done. I'm more talking about the ones done with like pen ink and a safety pin in somebody's basement.
 

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It'll go nowhere very quickly, if we can't make each other laugh. Political junkies. I'll just zone right out on the chick. Fuck I will think just about anything and maybe stare and nod. Overly tanned skin bothers the fuck out of me too unless it turns to be a black woman than...lmao thats ok I'm cool with that. Doesn't have a fine ass to stare at every chance I get...I'll be looking elsewhere the whole rest of the date.
 

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We should be able to click on more than one since they all apply and can add tattoo's and claw like toe nail's- - - - - - - -
 

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Wasn't a blind date, but I asked a chick out on a date to a concert (Rush) and then the day before the concert I asked if she wanted to meet me at the venue or should I pick her up, to which she replied "Oh I better meet you there, I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate you picking me up." Yea, I took her to the concert (I had asked after all) and then never spoke to her again.
 

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Those are probably at least somewhat professionally done. I'm more talking about the ones done with like pen ink and a safety pin in somebody's basement.

Ha!

I had a guy ask me to tat him once with a razor blade and some Indian ink.

I was so for cutting him open.

No idea how it turned out.

Moron.
 

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Wasn't a blind date, but I asked a chick out on a date to a concert (Rush) and then the day before the concert I asked if she wanted to meet me at the venue or should I pick her up, to which she replied "Oh I better meet you there, I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate you picking me up." Yea, I took her to the concert (I had asked after all) and then never spoke to her again.
That's a straight up cunt.
 

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When she doesnt pay for my drinks .

Then thinks im gonna bend her over a bin in a piss soaked alleyway ...............Im NOT a cheap date !
 

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Just having to read menus and here them go on about there being not enough support for the blind
 

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I dated a girl who was 5'1 and had a shrill of a voice.
It actually hurt my ears a bit and she was hyper.
 

Iggy McLulz

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The very few blind dates that I've been on were all fucking fail. wtf were my friends thinking??? After the third dumb person, I flat out refused to let anyone set me up again. I can make bad choices on my own, I don't need anyone's assistance.
 

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No more dating.
No more small talk.
1 hour Tinderellas or Im just paying for it
 

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yeah nasty homemade tats are no good plus any woman wearing Patchouly oil is just not a good sign , for me.Was set up once , every thing was good , drinks , dinner etc....later on her shirt comes off and she had two arms full of homemade tats ...guys names , crosses...etc...boner killer



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Grab an intoxicated female and attempt my go to move: Quick fuck in a somewhat clean dumpster (@least 8 X 10 in dimensions). They have the upscale models behind my favorite marina, not far from here.

A bump of speed will assist the task after they drink my Green Dragon tincture (magical elixir) laced with small amounts of ghb all washed down in a moonshine & 'juice' base. It tastes like a cross between juice/Jagermeister & very potent moonshine~~it can make one tear up if not a professional alcoholic though.