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Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Cant u just put me in the cornfield again numbers? I like it there

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

I like you better where I can keep an eye on you and profess my sweaty, foetid, slightly-moist LUHHHHHHHHV for YEWWWWWW.

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

Smells a little like nacho cheese and a little like swamp-crotch. Just your eau.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Ugh, why do u get like this? Seduce lily instead, i reckon shed be more receptive

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

Success is not the objective; discomfort is.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

So then lilys the way to go

Frood · Oct 3, 2025

I like numbers... despite him being a "retired" cop.

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

I'll serenade you with a dozen dead and decomposing monkeys arranged in a lovely simian bouquet.

Larry Loungelizard · Oct 3, 2025

I'M STILL BORED!!! ENTERTAIN ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Youd make him camp in your front garden though right frood?

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

Sorry, Larry, nothing for the Dames Depository thread right now that wouldn't give you Xenia Onatopp -themed nightmares.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Larry entertain urself with alts left hand

Larry Loungelizard · Oct 3, 2025

I'll be crying all weekend.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Hahaha

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

What's wrong with alts left hand larry?

Larry Loungelizard · Oct 3, 2025

I was referring to 250910s reply.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

There you go, @Larry Loungelizard -- don't say I never did nothin' to ya. :P

Larry Loungelizard · Oct 3, 2025

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

So gay

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

I'll see about generating something more... conventional in a minute.

Larry Loungelizard · Oct 3, 2025

Thanks, I feel the love. :LOL3:

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

U wanking together guys?

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Gay love

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

Dudes looking at imagery of women. If you think that's 'gay', then you either have aphasia or a complete lack of vocabulary.

Frood · Oct 3, 2025

I would never let a current serving or past cop in my house, Fred. It's the principle of the matter. No warrant, no entry.

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Do u hold each others?

Fredricka · Oct 3, 2025

Good frood

Fredrick · Oct 3, 2025

Whose do you hold, Apu-ette, while you're jilling to emaciated scrawny waifs?

Frood · Oct 3, 2025

The good work that cops do is overpowered by the bad shit they do to people. I hate LEO's.