What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

Iggy McLulz · Sep 11, 2018

I can happily say I'm working. :Stoned:

Swamp-Duck · Sep 11, 2018

Done all I needed to today, looking for something on Netflix and stoned.

Iggy McLulz · Sep 11, 2018

Swamp-Duck said:
Done all I needed to today, looking for something on Netflix and stoned.

Disenchantment is a pretty good show.

offwidthe · Sep 11, 2018

I printed off some vinyl today, now I am getting stoned and having a drink before seeing a friend I haven't seen in 20 years.

Swamp-Duck · Sep 12, 2018

Sitting listening to the birds singing when a car alarm started going off, just thinking what cunts people are them realised it was mine, lol.

Grimmy · Sep 12, 2018

One more coffee, then i got shit to do.

Swamp-Duck · Sep 12, 2018

My daughter called and wanted me to pick her up, I told her to get a cab and I’ll pay for it, my laziness even amazes me sometimes.

offwidthe · Sep 12, 2018

CorsetKat said:
I've made it through not only normal TSA but also the special attention checks with shit I shouldn't. Not on purpose either. One time it was a full size bottle of lube and this time it was spikes I hold my hair up with. Other times I wasn't able to get a baggy of trail mix through.

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Oliver Shagnasty · Sep 12, 2018

offwidthe said:
CorsetKat said:

I've made it through not only normal TSA but also the special attention checks with shit I shouldn't. Not on purpose either. One time it was a full size bottle of lube and this time it was spikes I hold my hair up with. Other times I wasn't able to get a baggy of trail mix through.

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I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Drugs are bad mister and you aintin' to be doing em!

offwidthe · Sep 12, 2018

yes mother!

offwidthe · Sep 12, 2018

Regretting smoking cannabis thanks to @Oliver Shagnasty

Iggy McLulz · Sep 12, 2018

Regretting many of my life choices over the last 12 years.

Iggy McLulz · Sep 12, 2018

Also starving because my husband's asshole dog ate my dinner.

Oliver Shagnasty · Sep 12, 2018

Iggy McLulz said:
Regretting many of my life choices over the last 12 years.

12 years ago is about when I started drinking everything went downhill from there.

Iggy McLulz · Sep 12, 2018

I have no regrets about giving up drinking.

CorsetKat · Sep 12, 2018

offwidthe said:
I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

Does he get past dogs with those on his person?

realgrimm · Sep 12, 2018

all of us are really baked and we're watching our friends dog manhandle and rape a girly friend of ours...lulz, he's to strong...hahaha

offwidthe · Sep 13, 2018

CorsetKat said:
offwidthe said:

I have a cop friend that gets to test TSA by sneaking shit through. He has gotten drugs though everytime and a ton of fake explosives and other prohibited items. LSD is easy so is hash I know a couple folks who travel with hash on a regular basis.

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Does he get past dogs with those on his person?

I have only ever seen one dog while in an airport and on that trip I had a cannabis leaf fall out of a borrowed book while on the flight.

offwidthe · Sep 13, 2018

hahaha starting the day off with a hair of the dog and a couple puffs. I think I broke my ankle and bruised my tailbone. Woohoo.

Grimmy · Sep 13, 2018

offwidthe said:
hahaha starting the day off with a hair of the dog and a couple puffs. I think I broke my ankle and bruised my tailbone. Woohoo.

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.

Grimmy · Sep 13, 2018

The Coccyx. Took 3-4months to join back on properly.

CorsetKat · Sep 13, 2018

Fuck that shit.

Off, be careful flying in and out of Colorado. Dogs every time.

TheHaze · Sep 13, 2018

[QUOTE="Grimmy, post: 18609,

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.[/QUOTE]

You get fucked by a Bull or something like that?

Grimmy · Sep 13, 2018

TheHaze said:
Grimmy said:

I snapped my tail bone clean of, I broke a fair few bones that by far is the worst by miles.

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You get fucked by a Bull or something like that?

I went out one night with $5 woke up face down on the floor in a friends attic apparently i fell out of the attic landed on an oak staircase, climbed back up to the attic fell asleep face first on the floor.

woke up tried to stand up no good banged a load of opiates and called an ambulance.

CorsetKat · Sep 13, 2018

I know a chick who fell out of a window onto a metal spikey fence.

She woke up next morning, saw where she was, and thought she was wet due to sprinklers.

Nope, spike through the thigh.

She don't drink no more.

RAVEN · Sep 14, 2018

Heading out the door to pay my property taxes <sigh>

X · Sep 14, 2018

Standing outside someone's door about to rob a biotch (: (: (:

Swamp-Duck · Sep 14, 2018

Sitting here laughing at this.

offwidthe · Sep 15, 2018

The tailbone sucks. this is the third or fourth time. I used to climb professionally and took a lot of big bone breaking falls. the tailbone, vertebrae and ribs are the worst imp

Jeannie · Sep 15, 2018

looking for a 9-11 meme thread i saw on 9-11 but was too busy to log in and cant find it now
anyone know where its at?

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