Cooking on a Budget

THROB · Jul 13, 2018

Skippin meals already? Looking for budget recipes? I know most of you teenaged shitheads are eating at a Dennys or the Burger Barn every night.
This $23/week meal plan is a cheap and easy solution since your hot milfy mother aint around anymore.

- Add water to a skillet or frying pan.
- Turn the heat on high.
- Heat the pan until the waters boiling.
- Gently add the hot dogs.
- Steam them.

offwidthe · Jul 13, 2018

Fried bolgogna sandwiches.

offwidthe · Jul 13, 2018

The cheapest, red sauce some spices and herbs, pasta. Make a weeks worth and and steal veggies from community gardens.

Dageaux · Jul 13, 2018

Ramen, Beans and rice are fairly cheap if you buy in large quantities

SHAMPAIN · Jul 14, 2018

I’m a pescatarian so a tuna, mayo and onion sandwich is quite cheap or a cheese and jalapeño toastie :Welcome5:

Gyroscope · Jul 14, 2018

In my home country these are a delicacy.

In all seriousness, spice/seasonings can make even the shittiest meal more palatable.

Most grocery stores have a discount section where they sell dented cans and things that are close to expiration. I've seen 64 oz yogurt for like $1.50 and it still had five days before the expiration date.

Also, look into prison food. I've heard you can make a lot of shit out of ramen, doritos, and velveeta "cheese".

Blazor · Jul 14, 2018

I was trying to teach my son about cheap eating the other day. Made him a pack of butter noodles and threw in a can of tuna, he loved it. Told him it was better and cheaper than Tuna Helper.

Iggy McLulz · Jul 14, 2018

Gyroscope said:
Also, look into prison food. I've heard you can make a lot of shit out of ramen, doritos, and velveeta "cheese".

lol chi-chi
1 pack ramen noodle
1 pack tuna or 1 stick summer sausage
1 small bag of cheetos

Sticky bun for desert

offwidthe · Jul 14, 2018

Chili poured into a bag of fritos for a cheap on the go meal.

THROB · Jul 20, 2018

- 80% fat Walmart hamburger
- can of onions
- beef powder packet
- tap water

Dageaux · Jul 20, 2018

I do hope you are gonna pour all that fat off or at least make a gravy...Cuz for a couple more cents in flour and a cuppa rice you could be much better off.

offwidthe · Jul 21, 2018

Chili mac-Free.
1)visit food bank
2)pick up chili, mac & cheese, butter and milk(if you use †hose parts)
3)boil noodles
4)strain
5)combine ingredients
6)garnish with fork

offwidthe · Jul 21, 2018

Free surprise meals.
1)commit crime that requires jail time
2)plead guilty
3)enjoy meals, tossed salad and a place to sleep.

Gyroscope · Jul 22, 2018

Gutterballs · Jul 23, 2018

mr. noodle does wonders for my life. got a dozen packs for not even $2. if i have any leftover chicken from the night before or sausages even..anything dice it up and throw it in there. 12 meals out of the month covered.

THROB · Jul 27, 2018

- Boil Baked Beans
- Dump out on bread

TheHaze · Jul 27, 2018

Slice up some potato's fry in a frying pan and add some slice up hot dogs=Poor Man's Delite- - - - -enjoy

FagglesMcGee · Jul 27, 2018

TheHaze said:
Slice up some potato's fry in a frying pan and add some slice up hot dogs=Poor Man's Delite- - - - -enjoy

Any seasonings? Salt? Pepper? Or does that exceed the budget?

offwidthe · Jul 27, 2018

Dollar menus. Cheap food without the cooking bullshit.

THROB · Aug 17, 2018

………….…………………

- White Bread from Walmart
- Rainbow Jimmies Sprinkles

TheHaze · Aug 17, 2018

FagglesMcGee said:
TheHaze said:

Slice up some potato's fry in a frying pan and add some slice up hot dogs=Poor Man's Delite- - - - -enjoy

Click to expand...

Any seasonings? Salt? Pepper? Or does that exceed the budget?

Season to taste goes without saying and even some ketchup and onions- - -maybe a corn cob from Throbs ass- - -- - - -

realgrimm · Aug 17, 2018

I remember this thread from the first board

theres a book published here(Canuckland) that tells you how to get free meals or next to free meals with a little rule bending and policy loopholes,(most being universal free food cheats) but I will have to go thru scrolls and scrolls of dated bookmarks ...to be cont... unless....

MasterBlaster · Aug 17, 2018

realgrimm said:
I remember this thread from the first board

What happened to it? I got banned and when I'd check back it was gone.

THROB · Sep 3, 2018

made this on saturday AND sunday
- Pillsbury dough
- can Spaghettios
- Walmart Cheese slices
- sausage chunks

Blazor · Sep 4, 2018

I would try it ^^^

offwidthe · Sep 5, 2018

fasting

THROB · Sep 22, 2018

Made this on Friday.

- 4 pieces white bread from Walmart
- 1 Egg from Walmart
- Nutella
- stolen syrup packets from Dennys

Mix syrup packets and Nutella in a bowl. Cut off the end of a turkey baster. Suck up and Squirt on bread.

TheHaze · Sep 23, 2018

That looks like someone took a shit on your French toast- - - - - -

THROB · Oct 29, 2018

Yeah lazy today……

- 2 pieces white bread from Walmart
- Cheerios
- Great Value Smooth Peanut Butter, 26 ounces at Walmart for $3
- stolen jelly packets from Dennys

Toast bread. Smear PB, jelly packets and sprinkle with Cheerios.

realgrimm · Nov 1, 2018

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