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Listen to lots of diffrent music so don’t have one favourite band.

If you was reincarnated into an animal ?
 

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground
 

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You again?



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A Mechanic ?? Checking the oil (:


If you banged your shin just as a kangaroo kicked you in the groin which would you rub first ?
 

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Big Sexy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

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I can usually get to the center of a tootsie roll pop in about four licks, sometimes seven...depending on if the other person ate Chinese the night before.
Will you lick my tootsie roll pop?
Yes I will!

Will you sit on my face?
Fuck yeah!

When do you wanna hook up?

We can Skype right now

Ever been to A foreign country
 

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Yeah because I wouldn't do anal...but I learned that lesson fast.

Did you ever want someone you couldn't have?

Yeah. Was a chick in middle school who I had the hots for. Susan was the name. We never got to hook up because she went off to juvie for stabbing her mom in the guts with a vegetable peeler when she found out she was pregnant because she wanted to remain the only child. I guess Susan didn’t want to share Xmas presents.

I get it.

Anyhow, she got sent upstate to a psych facility and never saw her again.

FUUUUUCK!!!

What do you call a girl with her finger up a bald guys butt hole?
 

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Who would win'd a fight between a almost giant Squid and a Crackhead who knows Kung fu ... sorta like a Crackie Chan .