If you were a Disease...

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I am Fatal Familial Insomnia, a rare genetic degenerative brain disorder.

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I'll gradually slide you into dementia, where along the way you can look forward to panic attacks, paranoia, random muscular jerks and hallucinations coupled with a complete inability to sleep. You'll attempt to pop an Ambien and get over me, but sleeping pills and barbiturates actually worsen the clinical manifestations and hasten my grip... bringing you closer to death.

Finally, 7–18 months later, we'll slip into a mild coma and die together.
 

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I'd be cardiopulmonary obstructive disorder -- COPD. I'd have taken such folk as Leonard Nimoy, Dean Martin, Johnny Carson, and even King Edward VII. I'd be the celebrity of diseases, taking humanity's best.
 

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Herpes. Because its the gift that keeps on giving. Which amuses me for some reason.
 

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I want Elephantiasis.

It's a massive thickening of the skin effecting male genitalia.
Chicks dig huge basketball sized scrotums.
 

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HIV/AIDS in the US is mostly an epidemic of homosexual men. How interesting that anyone would want to be that disease. You would basically hide out in the blood supply and in semen in order to infect butts of unsuspecting men.

What an interesting existence. Not gay at all I'm sure.

eta: Whoa, I just remembered that most HIV+ men live for decades with this disease. To be that disease you'd live out your existence in a gay men's bodies for decades and decades.

That's just ewwwwwwwww
 
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AIDS.

So I could kill bums, faggots and other degenerative scum that should t be here to begin with
HIV/AIDS in the US is mostly an epidemic of homosexual men. How interesting that anyone would want to be that disease. You would basically hide out in the blood supply and in semen in order to infect butts of unsuspecting men.

What an interesting existence. Not gay at all I'm sure.

eta: Whoa, I just remembered that most HIV+ men live for decades with this disease. To be that disease you'd live out your existence in a gay men's bodies for decades and decades.

That's just ewwwwwwwww

So this thread has been thriving for over 3 years without any negative energy between membership.

Not one time did anyone criticize another member's choice of disease.

There was no manufactured "My disease is better than your disease!!" competitive challenges.

Everyone respected everybody else's choice of disease, and shared their idea on what disease they would like to inflict on civilization.

Everyone just got along.

Three years of freely exchanging ideas without a concern of a negative thought from another member.

Until The Leaker showed-up.

That negative cunt took 3 years of productive, harmonious collaboration and tainted it as soon as she entered the thread.

The Leaker.

Is.

A disease.