Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

Damaged Maven · Jun 26, 2019

Eats shoots and leaves.

Seamajor · Jun 26, 2019

God yes

Takes it as it cums

Damaged Maven · Jun 26, 2019

Leaves it for the next guy to clean up.

skinofevil · Jun 26, 2019

Takes it on the chin. (By 'it' I mean balls.)

Damaged Maven · Jun 26, 2019

Trolls in football shorts to look butch.

Mr. Whipple · Jun 26, 2019

lost a small fortune on his last investment a sea horse dude ranch

Swamp-Duck · Jun 26, 2019

Gave up jogging for health reasons, his thighs kept rubbing together setting his knickers on fire.

Damaged Maven · Jun 26, 2019

Stopped wearing panties to save time.

Seamajor · Jun 26, 2019

Enjoys saving time

Val Gina · Jun 26, 2019

Draws faces on his nuts so they don’t feel so rejected

Swamp-Duck · Jun 26, 2019

Prefers faceless nuts.

Val Gina · Jun 26, 2019

Watched movies with his dolls

TheHaze · Jun 26, 2019

Likes to eat dingle berrys- - - - - - - -

Jeannie · Jun 26, 2019

drives an ice cream truck he named after his dick

skinofevil · Jun 26, 2019

Has got the hippie hippie shakes.

X · Jun 26, 2019

Constantly loses a nipple despite having twisted them on pretty good.

Jeannie · Jun 26, 2019

cant catch the mister softee truck due 2 swollen ankles

X · Jun 26, 2019

That's actually not my ankle

Gets confused rather easily ... probably all the date rape drugs..

TheHaze · Jun 26, 2019

Stinkyfinger said:
That's actually not my ankle

Your boyfriends cock ?

Likes to stick a Hersey bar up his BF ass and lick it as it heats up and drips out of his ass hole- - - - - - - -

Seamajor · Jun 26, 2019

Sounds like Dinky Dianna

skinofevil · Jun 26, 2019

His nose DOESN'T always knows.

X · Jun 26, 2019

Opened a restaurant for Dogs ..only Cat's showed up

Betty_Machete · Jun 26, 2019

cant stop smelling his balloon knot.

skinofevil · Jun 26, 2019

Pretends to be sexually aroused by soft pretzels, fakes having orgasms in restaurants with that as her excuse.

X · Jun 26, 2019

Only gets aroused around HARD pretzels ..not so much chips though

Jeannie · Jun 26, 2019

cant wear fancy footwear

X · Jun 26, 2019

Doesn't get the joke ..is obviously a blond incognito

Damaged Maven · Jun 26, 2019

Leaves snail tracks in the WalMart fitting room.

X · Jun 26, 2019

Is a very talented ventriloquist, DM and the 'Goddess' ..... world - renowned

Jeannie · Jun 26, 2019

needs a new wank sock

Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

A little older and a little stupider than most.

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A little older and a little stupider than most.

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A little older and a little stupider than most.

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