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  1. Murdock

    What R U doing...... RIGHT NOW!!?

    Working and eating. I’m living my best quarantine life.
  2. Murdock

    Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

    Yes! It was a full-fledged bitch fight complete with hair pulling, name calling and slap boxing. I wish they would have had hatesex after lol What is your favorite quarantine snack?
  3. Murdock

    Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

    Yes. I hit 125 mph on PCH in my dad’s 911 Carrera when I was 22. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
  4. Murdock

    Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

    Only about some stuff. Did you know I’m the most hated flamer on all of the internet... but I’m a troll lol
  5. Murdock

    Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

    I do... my uncle showed us how to make them when we were kids, but I can’t remember how.... and the song by the Runaways is one of my favorites. Do you miss saltwater during the apocalypse?
  6. Murdock

    What's the last thing you purchased?

    I will save the economy with online shipping. Don’t worry, guys! The sales have been epic. I got a weighted blanket for 60% off and it’s actually stunning on my platform bed... I had to have it since I can’t have an emotional support penis during the apocalypse quarantine. An ionic...
  7. Murdock

    Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

    Thinks the human centipede is foreplay.
  8. Murdock

    Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

    Has sand in his his buttcrack.
  9. Murdock

    Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

    Won spelling B hosted in China.
  10. Murdock

    Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you.

    Pinches you with his toes.
  11. Murdock

    Talk to meh meow?

    Dude... you know I’m thick af & I said “bones” not skinny chicks and she came at me sideways. #SMH
  12. Murdock

    Talk to meh meow?

    If you’re not a dealer... you make absolutely ZERO sense... your initial comment on my post was dissing my “meat is for men bones are for dogs” comment... I’ve never met a skinny stoner girl... I bet you couldn’t get laid if you were an egg *rolls eyes*
  13. Murdock

    Talk to meh meow?

    Clearly, or you would have moved up to cocaine by now.
  14. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    Now that I’ve had my moment with the bloke who clubbed me over the head @ MMP and dragged me back to this psycho ward... Here is my V Day advice, peeps... Gentlemen, If a woman laughs during an argument, ABORT the mission effective immediately.... the psycho part of her brain has just been...
  15. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    I’ll probably stick around. My home board is my peace... this place is pretty lit xoxo
  16. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    Hello handsome... Yes. My small tribe is proving unable to mesh well with others. However, we all originated on the same forum 13 years ago and have a blast posting together. It’s all good in my hood xoxo
  17. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    Bwahahahah it’s more of a smirk, hence the dimple in my left cheek ;p
  18. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    You can be the judge... that’s me in my avatar
  19. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    I bet you scare the bejesus outta ALL the lovely ladies lol
  20. Murdock

    HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

    Omg I love this <3 <3 <3 Cooking as a couple is soooo sexy. I will make a rare filet with a blue cheese cream reduction and steamed broccoli for moi tomorrow night while I take a bottle of a fine cab to the head. I hope you have a lovely evening with the lucky girl. Cheers!