Like Betty Davis spilled perfume on a month old corpse to hide it.
She had a huge record collection and the local jigs broke in to sift through it before we arrived. I.e., Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Elvis, etc.
I don't think they get a hard on when they die, then again I don't look.
The worst was this old Italian lady, a hold out in a nigger neighborhood. For one week she sat in a chair dead and her two cats ate her cheeks off and gave her a smile that would haunt you.
Not funny, embarrassing. Trust me, the comments that get made.. Lol.
If you could look down, I advise, look away lol.
There was this one guy who died naked on his toilet plunger with a thing of Vasoline nearby, so.. Just sayin'
After a decade and 20 million posts you're gonna change it now? No. It's like a tattoo and you're stuck with it.
Ignore PFC Aryan, he's had too much Guiness and wants to be Scouse again.