BF MeetUp 2024 - Las Vegas

[Bastard Factory]

Bastard Factory MeetUp - Las Vegas
MGM Grand Casino
May 10-12, 2024

Once again, we've negotiated with our Las Vegas Tour Operator to offer a "BF Flex Group" trip for the weekend of May 10-12. Reserve Now:

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4 Day/3 Night Itinerary:
Day 1: Arrive Las Vegas: Party.
Days 2: Party hard in Las Vegas.
Days 3: Party harder in Las Vegas.
Day 4: Depart Las Vegas: Sleep.

4-Day Bastard Factory Weekend Highlights include:

• 3-night resort stay at MGM Grand Casino.
• We'll skinnydip the Hoover Dam.
• 8 A.M. pool parties on ecstasy.
• VIP club crawl featuring 2021's top-rated Vegas nightclubs.
• Midnight Naruto run at

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• Quick dips in the

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• 24/7 unlimited cocktails courtesy of Mr. Whipple's mini bar.
• Try your luck at cheating the casinos.
• Gondola tipping at the Venetian.
• Buffets, Buffets, nom nom, Buffets, Buffets, nom nom.
• Triple bacon cheeseburgers at the

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• Drive a

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• Rediscover your stamina at

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• Bungee jump the Hoover Dam.
• We'll wander the Strip aimlessly on electric scooters, engulfed by neon lights, marquees and endless things to do.

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Hotel taxes, fees & service charges, all transfers paid by maxis745.
7 meals: 4 breakfasts, 1 lunch, 2 dinners. All meals include Vodka Red Bull shooters.
Sightseeing the Strip per itinerary in air conditioned party bus.
Services by Lana, our sensual and touchy tour guide throughout.

Journey begins here...

MGM Grand Casino
The Strip, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Meet up @ 5:00 p.m.

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Who will be joining us?

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[Seamajor]

Cool idea.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm down! I've been to America twice with a record anyway! It's called a "visa waiver" boys n girls!

 

[Blazor]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

 

[Blazor]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

 

[Blazor]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

I'm sure it'll be ok but don't be posting pictures of me cleaning up with titles such "look shampain is my new house boy" etc lol I'm not a bitch

 

[Blazor]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

I'm sure it'll be ok but don't be posting pictures of me cleaning up with titles such "look shampain is my new house boy" etc lol I'm not a bitch

Hahaha! My house is clean already lol.

I HATE dishes though.

Hell we wont be at the house half the time, we'll be out doing shit, hitting the Pubs, hitting trails, and smokin' ourselves silly while watching the night life unfold downtown. We aint on lockdown here.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

I'm sure it'll be ok but don't be posting pictures of me cleaning up with titles such "look shampain is my new house boy" etc lol I'm not a bitch

Hahaha! My house is clean already lol.

I HATE dishes though.

Hell we wont be at the house half the time, we'll be out doing shit, hitting the Pubs, hitting trails, and smokin' ourselves silly while watching the night life unfold downtown. We aint on lockdown here.

Well it "is" now not then lol... Sounds great bro, sure beats this grey shithole anyway... See you in June then lol

 

[Blazor]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

I'm sure it'll be ok but don't be posting pictures of me cleaning up with titles such "look shampain is my new house boy" etc lol I'm not a bitch

Hahaha! My house is clean already lol.

I HATE dishes though.

Hell we wont be at the house half the time, we'll be out doing shit, hitting the Pubs, hitting trails, and smokin' ourselves silly while watching the night life unfold downtown. We aint on lockdown here.

Well it "is" now not then lol... Sounds great bro, sure beats this grey shithole anyway... See you in June then lol

Ugh, if Biden wins, we can expect nationwide lockdowns.

Alright man! Hey you'll be in time to go up to the music festival in West Virginia. Jammin and partying 24/7 for a week.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I tell ya, all this sounds like a hell of an adventure! With Maxis covering most of the cost, and Mr. Whipple supplying booze, I might have to break out the credit card, and hope there is some left by the time I get to Sheri's Ranch hahaha.



For those that cant make it to the West coast, and are broke as fuck, I would be happy to host a shindig the month after. I have enough tents to supply lodging for the first dozen members or so. I'll supply hotdogs, Doritos, and cheap whiskey out of a plastic jug. We will howl at the moon as the embers from the bonfire rise to the tree tops. There are no brothel girls, so you'll just have to hope one of ya get Sharona or Jeannie drunk enough to offer you a handjob. (I would not recommend a BJ from Sharona btw)

Sound like fun? Let me know!

:Grin3:

My "visa waiver" lasts 90 days so can you put me up for a month? I'll cook n clean sir... :Grin3:

Considering I just had a son move out, I do have an open room. You aint gonna come at me with an axe now are ya? lol

Nah man, just put a lock on your whiskey cabinet and it'll be fine ha

Hahaha! Well, the JUG sits out in the open 24/7, but the good stuff is out of sight lol.

I'm sure it'll be ok but don't be posting pictures of me cleaning up with titles such "look shampain is my new house boy" etc lol I'm not a bitch

Hahaha! My house is clean already lol.

I HATE dishes though.

Hell we wont be at the house half the time, we'll be out doing shit, hitting the Pubs, hitting trails, and smokin' ourselves silly while watching the night life unfold downtown. We aint on lockdown here.

Well it "is" now not then lol... Sounds great bro, sure beats this grey shithole anyway... See you in June then lol

Ugh, if Biden wins, we can expect nationwide lockdowns.

Alright man! Hey you'll be in time to go up to the music festival in West Virginia. Jammin and partying 24/7 for a week.

Fuck yeah!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Not this shit again....

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Not this shit again....

Why? I guess universal credit leeches like yourself will never do anything "exciting" ha that's why you get hurt whenever someone posts something beyond your capabilities... You're not invited anyway, you need to at least own ten pair of socks without a hole in the toe...

 

[Adam Hitler]

You must be new around here.... oh wait, that's exactly what you are.

This exact same thread has been posted every year for the last 10 years or so.

Of course though, because you're a no0B faggot, you wouldn't understand this.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You must be new around here.... oh wait, that's exactly what you are.

This exact same thread has been posted every year for the last 10 years or so.

Of course though, because you're a no0B faggot, you wouldn't understand this.

Bahahahahaaaa sucks to be you

 

[Adam Hitler]

What are you, 12?

It's actually extremely disconcerting to think that an immature little mong like you has access to the mod panel of a forum.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What are you, 12?

It's actually extremely disconcerting to think that an immature little mong like you has access to the mod panel of a forum.

Well, Zipperboy I'm glad it annoys you and I'm also glad that I've clearly been around long enough to know you're a worthless wart on any board you join... I cast my mind back to theYNC.com 2012 "badger said: SCOUSE!? No fuckin way is that illegitimate scumbag ever being allowed back here" It takes a certain type of scum to be permanent banned from a gore site... Let me piss on your face pssssssdssddsssssssddddded!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah, banned for trolling a moderator.... Dilf and me terrorised old man Badger for years, ask the coffin-dodging old twat.

Listen cuck boi, I know you have made it your life mission to deepthroat and anally ingest any male admin's genitals on these forums, but dont for one minute expect that your blatant faggotry and ass kissing has gone unnoticed or that you will ever receive any kind of respect because of your behaviour.

In short, you're a fucking joke. :LOL1:

 

[LotusBud]

Ooooooh. Awesome. Vegas - the best place in Murica, after Floriduh.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yeah, banned for trolling a moderator.... Dilf and me terrorised old man Badger for years, ask the coffin-dodging old twat.

Listen cuck boi, I know you have made it your life mission to deepthroat and anally ingest any male admin's genitals on these forums, but dont for one minute expect that your blatant faggotry and ass kissing has gone unnoticed or that you will ever receive any kind of respect because of your behaviour.

In short, you're a fucking joke. :LOL1:

Delusions of grandeur again scud muffin? Pppfffttt... You're bin material everywhere you've been FS... You're always angry about something, I'm not... THE END

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Ooooooh. Awesome. Vegas - the best place in Murica, after Floriduh.

You coming then??

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah. Put me on the list.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Maxis is gonna pay??? Pfft this is obviously a joke :LOL2:

 

[LotusBud]

Alright. I'll split it with him. And 1st class is fine by me.

 

[Oerdin]

If they have even reopened the buffets by then.

 

[Q]

Alright. I'll split it with him. And 1st class is fine by me.

Money is not an issue! :LOL2:

 

[TheHaze]

Alright. I'll split it with him. And 1st class is fine by me.

Money is not an issue! :LOL2:

Yeah because you don't have any you can get your hands on while locked up in the mental hospital - - - - - -

 

[Blazor]

Oh Lord, Lotusbud is on the list? I feel if she can put politics aside she can be fun. I think? Couple shots of tequila?

Im a big ol' bundle of fun lol. If anyone wants to "sponsor" me, this po' boy will go lol.