Blurt's Best Feature

[Blurt]

Blurt's very proud of his anus and regards it as one of his best features.

My anus is hidden.

You probably should consider yours your best feature, seeing as it's located between your nostrils and your chin.

@Flynn And now we know a) why there are no teeth in that hole, and b) why everything that comes out of it is shit.

Still his best feature, though, considering the rest of the package.

Hey dummy, your latest e-crush can't read or post in this section because he isn't a site supporter.

No-Noodle Nazi says what?

 

[Adam Hitler]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

 

[Blurt]

Nope, just like me some Flynny lulz at your expense, is all.

My day is incomplete without them.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well, you certainly appear to like the taste of his anus. Don't climb too far up his ass though, you've got guests to attend to later at that motel of yours.

 

[Blurt]

Motel this, motel that. Motel everywhere.

How original. How edgy.

Tell you what, Scouse. You mo' tell us you so witty, I no tell you I have pity.

 

[The Countess]

I don’t get it. You bought a motel, Blurt?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

What an odd thread

 

[Adam Hitler]

Hush Blurtice, time for your shower.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I don’t get it. You bought a motel, Blurt?

Come on Flea, Norman Blurts, Psycho? The old movie where some headcase owns a motel and terrorises folks while dressed in his elderly mother's clothes....

 

[The Countess]

I don’t get it. You bought a motel, Blurt?

Come on Flea, Norman Blurts, Psycho? The old movie where some headcase owns a motel and terrorises folks while dressed in his elderly mother's clothes....

ohhhhhh, ok. Sorry, I’m a little derr this morning.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Motel this, motel that. Motel everywhere.

How original. How edgy.

Tell you what, Scouse. You mo' tell us you so witty, I no tell you I have pity.

Hopefully the Zyklon B shower will have aired out that sandy mangina of yours.

 

[The Countess]

I like both of you so I’ll kindly step out of here

 

[Adam Hitler]

Spoilsport!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

You catching up to me in terms of butthurt victim trophy threads, bro

So what's the crossdressing wankstain's problem with you this time?

 

[Blurt]

I don’t get it. You bought a motel, Blurt?

Scouse is referring to the Bates Motel from Hitchcock's Psycho.

He thinks I keep my mum mummified in the basement and that I kill guests while wearing a dress.

Hitler has nothing on me, I guess.

 

[Admin.]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

You catching up to me in terms of butthurt victim trophy threads, bro

So what's the crossdressing wankstain's problem with you this time?

Thanks for the Trophy Post you vertically challenged goober!

#winningallthetime

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

You catching up to me in terms of butthurt victim trophy threads, bro

So what's the crossdressing wankstain's problem with you this time?

Thanks for the Trophy Post you vertically challenged goober!

#winningallthetime

Stick to sucking cock, anklebiter

 

[Blurt]

Hush Blurtice, time for your shower.

Fuck, that cracks me up every time! Never gets old!

Raven is a goddess!

 

[Adam Hitler]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

You catching up to me in terms of butthurt victim trophy threads, bro

So what's the crossdressing wankstain's problem with you this time?

My existence, Lulz. Along with how many times I've humiliated him over the years.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I don’t get it. You bought a motel, Blurt?

Scouse is referring to the Bates Motel from Hitchcock's Psycho.

He thinks I keep my mum mummified in the basement and that I kill guests while wearing a dress.

Hitler has nothing on me, I guess.

Hey, no need to be modest. You should be proud of your "work".

 

[Admin.]

That desperate for validation from another trannie huh?

You catching up to me in terms of butthurt victim trophy threads, bro

So what's the crossdressing wankstain's problem with you this time?

Thanks for the Trophy Post you vertically challenged goober!

#winningallthetime

Stick to sucking cock, anklebiter

^^^Something a little person would say.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Can we go ahead and stuff that pedophile seamajor into an oven now?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You should speak to @RAVEN if you're interested in some photoshop antics Lol.

 

[RAVEN]

I know Blurt is a good sport :) ... Seamajor would flip his shit ...lol

 

[Admin.]

Can we go ahead and stuff that pedophile seamajor into an oven now?

tttrriiigggggerrrrreddd!

 

[Seamajor]

Can we go ahead and stuff that pedophile seamajor into an oven now?

You’re a better fit Stubby.

 

[The Countess]

Can we go ahead and stuff that pedophile seamajor into an oven now?

tttrriiigggggerrrrreddd!

Double triggered^^

 

[Seamajor]

Triple triggered^^^

 

[Adam Hitler]

I know Blurt is a good sport :) ... Seamajor would flip his shit ...lol

I have an idea for the next unfortunate victim and they will definitely flip their shit Lol.

 

[Admin.]

Can we go ahead and stuff that pedophile seamajor into an oven now?

tttrriiigggggerrrrreddd!

Double triggered^^

^^^^triggered felcher!