China makes COVID-19 Anal Swabs Mandatory for Foreigners

[Big Sexy]

China has made anal COVID-19 swabs mandatory for all foreign travelers arriving in the country, a report said Wednesday.

The government has claimed that such tests provides a higher degree of accuracy than other screening methods for the virus,

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. As part of the new travel requirement, there will be testing hubs in Beijing and Shanghai airports, the outlet reported.

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[Oerdin]

For gay visitors that might be a bonus.

 

[Krieg]

China has made anal COVID-19 swabs mandatory for all foreign travelers arriving in the country, a report said Wednesday.

The government has claimed that such tests provides a higher degree of accuracy than other screening methods for the virus,

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. As part of the new travel requirement, there will be testing hubs in Beijing and Shanghai airports, the outlet reported.

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I can see the logic. Anal swabs, by all reports, are far more accurate.

 

[Lokmar]

China IS asshole! I have no need to go to that shithole anyway.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wouldn’t go anywhere where you have to have something shoved up your bum before you can get in..

 

[Oerdin]

The Chinese Communist Party is pretty much caught up in its own lies. It wrongly declared covid was completely gone last summer because economically they couldn't keep the shutdown going without people starting to starve to death. So, even though it was completely untrue, they just announced covid was cured and gone!

The problem was there were still regular outbreaks so bad cities and even regions had to be regularly shut down so regular people began to ask how can there be outbreaks when the communists had announced covid was all gone? Rather than admit they had lied the communists tried to blame foreigners for the infections. They are now stuck with this propaganda lie and want to be seen as tough on foreigners who they blame for an infection which started in China and which is still wide spread in China despite all the lies the CCP tells.

 

[Krieg]

I am aware the Wuhan district opened up again, but by all accounts it is under heavy monitoring and quarantine. But I see no news reports where PRC claims Covid-19 is "completely gone".

Perhaps an article someone knows of can affirm that assertion?

 

[Oerdin]

Loawhy86 has covered various aspects of this well. He also works on ADV China.

 

[Oerdin]

Speaking of China. They love to try to copy popular brand names with knock offs which sound similar. Yet as they usually do not speak English this can cause some strange stuff.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Ahhh man, and right now, when I was planning visiting it...

 

[Oerdin]

I am guessing they were trying to knock off "FunZone".

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I am guessing they were trying to knock off "FunZone".

Did you eat the little critters?

They go great with white rice

 

[Admin.]

I am guessing they were trying to knock off "FunZone".

Do they limit how many anal swabs they'll let you have, Oerdin?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I am guessing they were trying to knock off "FunZone".

Do they limit how many anal swabs they'll let you have, Oerdin?

I just hope they don't reuse those swabs later to do nose tests

 

[Oerdin]

I am guessing they were trying to knock off "FunZone".

Do they limit how many anal swabs they'll let you have, Oerdin?

Settle down, sailor. I can tell you are excited. I bet you are planning a trip to China right now.

 

[Oerdin]

Sadly, aidsman got arrested for licking all the anal swabs.