False Alarm to give the country, like schools did to their classrooms - a false alarm for practice's sake. You heard it here first, bitches. Apocalypse When? would reflect our attitudes about this bullshit bumrush despite how gentle today's virus really is. You still keep pennies?
Think whatever you want about this uncomfortable jiggle we got that the masses need in order to stop snoring. If you actually wanna live after civilization is utterly destroyed this is an obvious tell-sign for everyone to buy the book that Freud is in the middle of getting published. Who ya gonna believe?