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How many of you guys are into it? Good at it? Don't like it? etc?

And I'm not going to mention any names but I know there are a few individuals around here who are faggy and prefer to suck dick. This thread is not for them. And I would prefer they share their experiences with scrotum slurpees and man ass elsewhere. You know who you are.

Personally I love to eat pussy and I'm very good at it.

In fact, I can only think of one woman in my rather long list of sexual conquests whom I did not eat out because I just wasn't into her.

Share your thoughts friends.
 

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I miss eating pussy more than fucking pussy believe it or not lol.

I really liked it when they would cum, and you had to clamp down and hold on, like you were bull riding her pussy with your mouth :GiggleBitch:
 
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I miss eating pussy more than fucking pussy believe it or not lol.

I really liked it when they would cum, and you had to clamp down and hold on, like you were bull riding her pussy with your mouth :GiggleBitch:
Hell yeah bro. Now we talking

Ride my face and turn into a glazed donut I tell any woman I’m into
 

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I’ve been saying that shit forever.

Dove can tell you. She rode the biggie face express.

All aboard. Choo choo

Lol same, been sayin' it since before my son, which is almost a quarter of a century hahahaha. "Come up lookin' like a glazed donut!" lol. Good times.
 

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I can eat a peach for hours

Lol, I dont even know how long my record is. Usually they wanna fuck after they cum the first time lol. Unless, I hold on like a bull rider as mentioned lol. They HATE that at first, but give in quickly lol.

One thing about eating pussy "too" long, is that lil string under the tongue will be sore the next day lol.
 
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Lol, I dont even know how long my record is. Usually they wanna fuck after they cum the first time lol. Unless, I hold on like a bull rider as mentioned lol. They HATE that at first, but give in quickly lol.

One thing about eating pussy "too" long, is that lil string under the tongue will be sore the next day lol.
I break a chic off with about 4 nuts before she gets the D
 

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Just don’t bite down hard

When you’re eating pussy

In fact. Don’t bite at all

Big no no

I dont get that whole biting thing lol, how some are into it. I know "I" dont like teeth involved at all around my dick. But evidently, some Ladies do like it nibbled a lil. Note.... a lil..... "Some ladies"..... and if they do, dont go at it like you're craving a couple Big Macs.
 
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I dont get that whole biting thing lol, how some are into it. I know "I" dont like teeth involved at all around my dick. But evidently, some Ladies do like it nibbled a lil. Note.... a lil..... "Some ladies"..... and if they do, dont go at it like you're craving a couple Big Macs.
Yeah I don’t like girls biting on my cock. No way.

Not sure how that works in the LGBTQ community and I have representatives from that faction on ignore so I guess I won’t be finding out either

Not that I would care about such information anyway
 

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I dont get that whole biting thing lol, how some are into it. I know "I" dont like teeth involved at all around my dick. But evidently, some Ladies do like it nibbled a lil. Note.... a lil..... "Some ladies"..... and if they do, dont go at it like you're craving a couple Big Macs.

No one is supposed to bite anyones privates.

Wtf Blaze?!
 

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If anyone bit me in the pussy they would kicked in the fucking head.

Or if they spit on it. Spit on my vagina and see what happens.

What is it with men and spit?!
 

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I love eating pussy so much, that I’m more than happy to give her a 68 and then she can owe me one.

I was eating pussy before I even got laid.

When I won a junior lifesaving award, I was eating pussy right under the table, whilst the town mayor was getting pissed and none the wiser at the adjacent table.

I love eating pussy so much, that the time of the month isn’t even a problem if I have a full-load in my testicles.

I love eating pussy so much, that I’m more than happy to growl her out after a rigorous 10 sets of tennis.

I am the ultimate cunnilinguist. Pussy reminds me of a nice juicy clam…and I love me some clam chowder!

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If anyone bit me in the pussy they would kicked in the fucking head.

Or if they spit on it. Spit on my vagina and see what happens.

What is it with men and spit?!
I don’t get it? The first time I saw a bloke spitting on a vagina or arsehole was in a French porn film. They were also slapping her face. I was getting fucking angry I tell you what!!

If one can’t moisten a vagina with some decent tongue action…use some lube and don’t beat around the bush.
 

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In fact, I can wholeheartedly say that I can eat pussy any time of day and on a daily basis.

There’s only two stipulations:

1: her anus needs to be sparklingly clean, given that analingus is naturally part and parcel of cunnilingus; and
2: that she needs to clean herself out if I came inside her earlier.

Try as I may, thinking that I’m so horny as fuck that I could lick my own jizz out of her after I cum, as soon as I shot my load the kink shrinks away faster than my shrinking RoboCock!

Lol at situation life… she has a wicked sense of humour!
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Sorry gave up half way thru thread..

If the girl keeps herself clean and pruned I have no issues and am rather good at Hitting those spots..

Personally though I prefer to reward a femme or soothe her woes with a sloppy xtra vocal hummer , stress release and all that .