Ever been Fired from a Job?

Jack Jones

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Day Two. I was fired because "We can clearly see you aren't getting it."

This was at a deli. They never actually showed me anything and left me on my own to serve customers during a lunch rush. Nothing was labelled to tell me what it was and their selection was HUGE. The customers were actually very nice about it and pointed to what they wanted, but when they finally returned they yelled at me in front of customers for the place being untidy. The owner turned into a demon woman when she told me to clean their meat slicer and I asked for training. When I was let go she bellowed "And return that uniform, and make sure you WASH IT!!"

A friend and I ran the uniform over with his car several times, I then dragged it through the mud and shoved it through their letterbox when they had closed.
 

TheHaze

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Got fired for telling off a customer and was the best thing for me and open up my own shop and never look back- - - - - -
 

Bastard Factory

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Arbys for operating the slicer under age 16
FootLocker for embezzling shoes
Miracle Ear phone sales fired for speaking realllllly low to prospects
Large grocery store chain for eating off the shelf during breaks
Mall food court for eating cheesesteaks while helping customers
Mini mart convenient store unaccounted for lottery tickets


I know there's more...

 

Iggy McLulz

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I got fired from jobs a few times. Mostly for being late or no call no show during the years I used to drink.
 

THROB

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- got fired for eating too much food from Burger King and being late
- got fired from Target trying to sneak into the security office and erase the tape of us stealing DVDS. the security office has security cameras so I got fired.
- got fired for running around naked in Little People daycare center and cumming on baby swings
- got fired for being late a lot at a key store.
 
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* white collar crime and fraud
* coming too late
* slander too from intelligence
 

Vile_Vixen

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I told someone to bite me.........supposedly



A kiss ass co-worker told the director that
 
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indeed .. see what makes him weak and if you can overtake .. bump him away ... nothing wrong with being ambitious. :BuhBye:
 
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