First World Problems.

Swamp-Duck

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People in the third world are always complaining, they don’t realise we have our problems too, I mean,

My iPad needed charging so I had to move to the other side of the bed to plug it in, it ment moving my pillows and cushions, just got comfy and realised my ashtray and spiff was till on the other table so had to move again, fuck life is so hard.
 

Dageaux

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Fight the good fight soldier.
 

Swamp-Duck

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I just had to go all the way downstairs to make a cuppa tea, then climb all the way back up again, and you think I don’t suffer !
 

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Those are no minor problems!
 

TheHaze

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When at the super market it is so hard to pick what cut of meat I want and also what brand of bottle water to get and etc and etc- - - - - - - - -
 

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That is a developed world problem
 

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My rental car in Vegas was a hybrid.

Bitch had no get up and go what so ever.
 

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Ha!

I'd love to, but that's out of my company's budget.

I've gotten upgraded to Mustangs and Chargers, those were fun.
 

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Ran out of coffee creamer, have to wait on hubby to go to the store before I can have coffee. :Pissed2:
 

Swamp-Duck

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I’ve eaten so much today I feel sick, still got a large slice of cake to fit into my bloated guts, oh the struggle!
 

TheHaze

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Ha!

I'd love to, but that's out of my company's budget.

I've gotten upgraded to Mustangs and Chargers, those were fun.
How bout a Challenger and see what I drive- - - - - - -
 

TheHaze

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I’ve eaten so much today I feel sick, still got a large slice of cake to fit into my bloated guts, oh the struggle!
Are you fat?If not you will be and remember it's not how much you eat but what you eat.
When I was a kid there was this fat ass lady down stairs who was so big she got suck in her bath tub and her kid's had to call the fire department- - - - - - -
 

TheHaze

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This what happens when you eat to much- -- - - -

 

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Going to court because a Muslim married your 9 year old daughter on the fly...
 

Swamp-Duck

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I’ve eaten so much today I feel sick, still got a large slice of cake to fit into my bloated guts, oh the struggle!
Are you fat?If not you will be and remember it's not how much you eat but what you eat.
When I was a kid there was this fat ass lady down stairs who was so big she got suck in her bath tub and her kid's had to call the fire department- - - - - - -
I’m a nine stone stoner .
 

TheHaze

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[QUOTE="Swamp-Duck, post: 18017,

I’m a nine stone stoner .[/QUOTE]
You must be in the UK,we(USA)have moved out of the Stone Age so have no clue what x amount of stones is- - - - - - - -
 

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