Happy Canada Day

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Today is Canada Day when Canadians celebrate the anniversary of the July 1, 1867 Constitution Act, which united three colonies into a single country called Canada within the British Empire.

This makes me theorize that these three colonies formed together out of jealousy. They felt left out and wanted a special day like their American neighbors and they decided to unite so they could be like: “Now we have a national day and ours comes 3 days BEFORE your precious independence day … albeit 91 years later, but nonetheless you cannot take this from us Américain!” (yes, that last bit was being said in a French accent in my head)

Question: Instead of fireworks do Canadians just open beer cans loudly? “Happy Canada Day!” *KAPOOSH!!!!!!!!!*
 
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Yes.

Now tell me: When did the shooting of school children become a tradition in the U.S.?

Also, exactly what are we to be jealous about? Poor health regulations? Low standard of education? Shitty environmental regulations? Fanatical belief in a God? Rampant morbid obesity? I know.. it's the fantastic record of winning.. like Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan...

No, I know, it's the shitting on allies in the name of self interest... that must be it.
 
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Yes.

Now tell me: When did the shooting of school children become a tradition in the U.S.?
Everything's bigger in America, especially the body count.

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GG Allin

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Yes.

Now tell me: When did the shooting of school children become a tradition in the U.S.?

Also, exactly what are we to be jealous about? Poor health regulations? Low standard of education? Shitty environmental regulations? Fanatical belief in a God? Rampant morbid obesity? I know.. it's the fantastic record of winning.. like Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan...

No, I know, it's the shitting on allies in the name of self interest... that must be it.

I'm not from America so I don't give a fuck. That's more of your problem, I don't live next to them. And that's a pretty bitter response to something that was a joke, looks like I hit a nerve.
 
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Yes.

Now tell me: When did the shooting of school children become a tradition in the U.S.?

Also, exactly what are we to be jealous about? Poor health regulations? Low standard of education? Shitty environmental regulations? Fanatical belief in a God? Rampant morbid obesity? I know.. it's the fantastic record of winning.. like Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan...

No, I know, it's the shitting on allies in the name of self interest... that must be it.

I'm not from America so I don't give a fuck. That's more of your problem, I don't live next to them. And that's a pretty bitter response to a joke, looks like a hit a nerve.
Perhaps you did.. or perhaps it's a cut and paste response whenever unjustified American egotism is pandered about.

And if your country is a trading partner with the Americans.. it's going to be your problem too. Unless you're Russian, or North Korean..
 

GG Allin

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Yes.

Now tell me: When did the shooting of school children become a tradition in the U.S.?

Also, exactly what are we to be jealous about? Poor health regulations? Low standard of education? Shitty environmental regulations? Fanatical belief in a God? Rampant morbid obesity? I know.. it's the fantastic record of winning.. like Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan...

No, I know, it's the shitting on allies in the name of self interest... that must be it.

I'm not from America so I don't give a fuck. That's more of your problem, I don't live next to them. And that's a pretty bitter response to a joke, looks like a hit a nerve.
Perhaps you did.. or perhaps it's a cut and paste response whenever unjustified American egotism is pandered about.

And if your country is a trading partner with the Americans.. it's going to be your problem too. Unless you're Russian, or North Korean..

I agree. Happy Canada Day nonetheless.
 

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Never been to Canada .. seems cold and boring. Please inform me otherwise.
 

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Never been to Canada .. seems cold and boring. Please inform me otherwise.
I can't help you out there. Colder? Yeah. Boring? It doesn't seem more boring than any other place.

Monday is Canadian Thanksgiving if you're looking for an excuse to celebrate something.
 

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I have no beef with Canada, therefore ...

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Nevermind I got distracted by my own meme and forgot what i was gonna say.