Have You Ever Been in a Fight?

THROB

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Did you win? Cops? How many stitches?

Growing up we were always beating the crap out of each other. My friends were the best and my cousins and I were as close as brothers but that did not stop us from drawing blood at the drop of a hat. My cousin caught me in the bare back with a blackberry bush so I caught him in the head with a horseshoe. We almost went at each other with knives until his father came out with a shotgun full of rock salt. I didn't lose many. Of the losses I can remember:

-Once I was 1 hit by a scrawny kid shorter than me . I underestimated him at my own peril.
-Once I stood there and took a beating because the guy was a friend and I poked his girlfriend. I deserved it.
-Once this kid lowered his arms slowly and stood straight up, making me think he was done, i took a step forward and he headbutted me and knocked my front right tooth out. I decided having a tooth there was more important than winning. Believe it or not, I shoved it back in and held it there for like 3-4 hours and it took hold again. It's black now, but been there ever since

Once I took a wooden bat to the back of the head. That was it. Had concussions, broken nose, broken hands, bruised ribs, cut, stabbed, shot at. Standard fair when you live in the san diego around a majority of mexicans. I havent been in a fight since May, but Im ripped on the P90x and Im ready to go after this guy in my neighborhood.
 

TheHaze

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#2
Does 9 months of Combat in a war zone count?
 

thephroaig

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I worked security at a nightclub from the age of 22 until 29 putting myself through college. I've been in my share of altercations and unfortunately some physicality was required on occasions when some individuals would not be reasonable. I say unfortunate because I viewed myself as more of a mediator that made an effort to diffuse a situation before things got out of hand and avoided violence if at all possible.

More often than not I believe in the benefit of the doubt and second chances, however, some don't give you the opportunity to be nice and cut them some slack.

I can get mouthy when I've poured a few down my neck so I get it, but there comes a level of bullshit that I won't tolerate.

When violence was necessary I used as little of it as I could get away with because if you have to maul someone to do your job, then you're shitty at your job.

It was rarely the actual drunk people that caused issues, it was more so the ones who had two or three drinks in them that caused most of the problems. That 10 ft tall and bullet proof syndrome has gotten many a guys in a pickle. LOL

Out of those 8 years I personally only had a gun pulled on me once and that was a bit nerve racking to say the least, he pointed at me and was calling me this name and that name, making threats etc. I figured that as long as he is taking he isn't shooting, so I keep him talking long enough for the Police to show up and do their thing.

Knives being pulled was common place, I would say approximately twice a month on average. Never bothered me much, because it is highly unlikely that any person walking around in a club is some Special Forces operator or Escrima martial artist with specialized knife skills.

Usually a firm "Put the fucking knife away, stupid." with a few of us surrounding them with a chair in our hands was good enough to end that problem.
 

Anaconda John

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#4
I bit a girls ear in half in high school.
 

ahtaC yddaM

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#5
Where's that lil Niggy at?

Lets hear about the 86'd driver beat up some Hells Angels for speeding over the humps in her hood.
 

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I just love watching a dumb swinging dick coming in hard at one certain female member.

Completely oblivious to how much it reveals.

Adorable.
 

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I can’t post in here without people following me... I’ve been in fights though....
 

Sharona

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A lady yelled at me in the parking lot today. I just kept walking, but she started running towards me and I went into a shoe repair store until she left.
Pyschos
 

MasterBlaster

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I was a bouncer for several years back in the 80's when the rules were a LOT different.
 

Stinkyfinger

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I was a bouncer for several years back in the 80's when the rules were a LOT different.
LOL I know those rules ... I was busted up by a few of your brethren once at a bar back then for drunkenly asking why his arms were so big and his legs were like mine LOL All I seen were stars LOLOL
 

Mr. Whipple

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I can’t post in here without people following me... I’ve been in fights though....
IS IT BECAUSE YOU FIB , LITTLE HUGGY BEAR :LMAO2: ...EXCEPT this LITTLE GEM Bear said: I got stabbed in the face 1 inch under my left eye, cunt brought a box cutter to a fist fight... Still broke his nose lol ....HA HA HA WE BELIEVE YOU HERCULES :LMAO:
 

Anaconda John

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Got into an argument with a kid who cut in line yesterday but didn’t hit him because he was about 15
He cursed at the cashier and then threw his I bought soda at the security guard.
I hate Walmart
 

WarPig

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#19
I've been in many fights. The worst are with family. The second worst are with overwhelming numbers. Fights are just fights, though. There are levels upon levels of violence, and no end to it. Because its natural. Civilization is strengthening, but it also brings weakness. What do y'all think about that? Our perfect, peacefull world, should it be filled by nonviolent pussies? Who will protect the dreamers? Fucking beautiful, yeah?
 

Krieg

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#20
yes. The details are between my Gods and I.
 
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