Hello. I'm here to drink your women and rape your whiskey.

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Y'know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. Also, I lifted the lid off the tank of his toilet and shat in there so that every time he flushed, he'd end up with crap in the bowl anyway.

 
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But you can't fill an outdoor pool with your huge knuckles and then tussle in it.

Unless you can. In which case, you need to get a deal with some pay-per-view provider. Or Wringling Brothers. Ya circus freak.
 

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Well hello.

For the most part you make sense and are funny.

Welcome aboard. I see you know Scouse. He don't like me much. I'm pretty sure what you may have heard about me is true though.
 
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I only know one person here, but Scouse is not that person. If Scouse is a person. Unless I do know Scouse, but if I do know Scouse, I don't know that I know Scouse.

If that makes sense.
 
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I decline to answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me. (I can't remember all of them anyway.)
 

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don't talk like that! the bottle never breaks but it empties pretty quick and have to buy another...and not even noon! fuck.