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I want some mother fuckin French toast, bitch

Mimosas ~ 2 bottles deep

penatone
heavy whipping cream seasoned to choice
eggs ~ at least 4
marscapone
butter
Mountie fuckable quality maple syrup

bacon

eggs cooked to order

Merry Christmas burnch, ya filthy animals *cherrs @ Bastard Factory*

xoxo Murdy
 

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Seldom does anyone witness a thread author use descriptives of themselves in the thread title.... lulz...
 

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I want some mother fuckin French toast, bitch

Mimosas ~ 2 bottles deep

penatone
heavy whipping cream seasoned to choice
eggs ~ at least 4
marscapone
butter
Mountie fuckable quality maple syrup

bacon

eggs cooked to order

Merry Christmas burnch, ya filthy animals *cherrs @ Bastard Factory*

xoxo Murdy

"marscapone"?

Yes, I'd heard that organized crime was muscling in on Phobos and Deimos.

"Cherrs" to you, too, Murdy!

When the case of Zinfandel wears off, breakfast will be waiting.
 

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I want some mother fuckin French toast, bitch

Mimosas ~ 2 bottles deep

penatone
heavy whipping cream seasoned to choice
eggs ~ at least 4
marscapone
butter
Mountie fuckable quality maple syrup

bacon

eggs cooked to order

Merry Christmas burnch, ya filthy animals *cherrs @ Bastard Factory*

xoxo Murdy

French toast sounds really good. Now I need to go find some proper bread.
 

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Stay away from artificial vanilla extract, ladies. Pure extract only. Accept no substitutes.

And a good morning/afternoon/evening to you, Lotes.
 
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Murdy

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The marscapone melts nicely when the French toast is put in the oven on lov before you serve brunch. I also heat the maple syrup with 2 tsps of butter added. They carry marscapone at Trader Joe’s and most markets in the states. I’m sure you could substitute with some cream cheese broken down with a little milk and honey added for the sweetness.

@Blurt ~ I only use the good Mexican stuff... but I’m still out of town and will have to check the bottle to confirm @ your recommendations
 
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.:Happy New Years @ BastardFactory:.

~ Murdy’s Shark Cootie Recipe ~

aka charcuterie (we used to call it antipasto lol)

meats and cheeses (my favorites are an English or Irish white chedaea quality salami with chorizo seasoning).

Murdy’s signature Shark Cootie board always includes:
Camembert ~ my favorite cheese for this, but you can also use Bre
tomato salsa ~ mine is tomato, white onion and sugar cause I’m basic like that
roasted garglic ~ you want one clove for every bite trust me on this
Naan ~ grilled

pickled veggies

nuts
olives

grouchy girlfriend to point out you’re assembling it wrong mandatory for grand finale shot of whiskey

~serve with wine~


Cheers 2021 xoxo Purdy Murdy
 

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The marscapone melts nicely when the French toast is put in the oven on lov before you serve brunch. I also heat the maple syrup with 2 tsps of butter added. They carry marscapone at Trader Joe’s and most markets in the states. I’m sure you could substitute with some cream cheese broken down with a little milk and honey added for the sweetness.

@Blurt ~ I only use the good Mexican stuff... but I’m still out of town and will have to check the bottle to confirm @ your recommendations
You get along well with that wench...what is the secret?
 
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The marscapone melts nicely when the French toast is put in the oven on lov before you serve brunch. I also heat the maple syrup with 2 tsps of butter added. They carry marscapone at Trader Joe’s and most markets in the states. I’m sure you could substitute with some cream cheese broken down with a little milk and honey added for the sweetness.

@Blurt ~ I only use the good Mexican stuff... but I’m still out of town and will have to check the bottle to confirm @ your recommendations
You get along well with that wench...what is the secret?

I’m respectful while maintaining my backbone lol