How DON'T you want to die?

Ice

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#1
I started a thread like this in the old CJ forums and got some crazy answers.:ROFL3:

As for me I'm simple, I don't want to burn to death in a car wreck.:Scream:

And you?
 

Ice

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#3
Having a heart attack just before I bust a nut in Yolanda.

Yolanda was my grade seven sweetheart.She didn't know it but I did.:doink1:
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
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#4
Fall from a great height, I don’t like heights.
 

Gyroscope

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#5
Falling is nothing to be afraid of. Hitting the ground is what kills you.

One of my coworkers told me a story about his uncle who had throat cancer or something. Eventually it ate a hole in his neck and he sprayed blood out of his throat until he died. That sounds pretty bad to me.
 

chew the fat

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#9
1. Murdered by a serial killer. :OMG4:

2. Sucked out of a plane. :PanicAttack:

3. Mauled by chihuahuas. :Lovin1:

4. Buried alive in a cave. Confused 5

5. Hit by lightning. :QuietTime:

6. An accidental drug overdose. :Hapz:

7. Falling from a hi rise building. :Scream:

8. Running late and not making it. :TrainWreck:

9. Choking on a Macca's. :Popcorn4:

10. Crock pot explosion in the kitchen. :Hapz2:

11. Kidnapped by an alien. :Welcome5:

12. Suffocating while motorboating. :Grin3:

14. Scared of the number 13. :Welcome8:

15. The monster that lives under my bed kills me. :Run:

16. Worrying about what might kill me. :Whiner2:
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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#10
Smash by a fun ass dyke- - - - - -
 

Scott

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#11
Waking up six feet under to suffocate in a coffin, being tossed overboard into the abyss with a chain around my ankles and killed a shark.
 
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