How many people have you fucked with in one night?

THROB

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#1
36yrs male
100+ Males
100+ Males (no intercourse)
100+ females
3 fat ugly stupid sluts (female)
1 stupid bitch I was in love with (female)
2 shemales (don't ask)
5 3somes
2 5somes
2 orgies
(lots of solo practice)

I'll also admit I let the family mutt named Mingee lick peanut butter off my balls when I was in 7th grade.

If oral sex counts, add one more ugly stupid slut (she wasn't actually fat, but was uglier than any of the fat ones, so it evens out.
 

THROB

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Incidentally, all three of the fat ugly stupid sluts had serious rape/molestation issues. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the same with the stupid bitch. This might suggest something about my character. More likely, though, it suggests that I am so utterly unattractive that only unattractive girls attempting to work out their sexual issues through promiscuity are willing to fuck me.
 

THROB

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Back in December, this chick Trish meyers let me piss on her a few times one weekend in the shower. I paid $30 the first time., went down once she got to know me. then she moved to St. Louis a month kinda liking it. she still owes me money for stuff/
:so gay:
 

MasterBlaster

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#6
I fucked a hooker once when I had the clap, so actually, I don't know HOW many people I really fucked that night. It was early evening and I'm sure she turned more tricks than me that night.
 

TheHaze

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I had sex with a GF and then later had sex with her twin sister so don't know if that should count since I though it was the GF and broke up with me the next day when she found out and now that I think about it should have fucked the mom too !
 

Sid Swagger

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There was one girl in high school that was known as "Race Horse"!

She loved to be on top. After you got your pleasure, she would stand up and pleasure herself and them urinate all over your genitals! :eek: (Maybe she was just a squirter? Dunno.)

I think I heard a friend of mine married her.

Then we had the "Slut Sisters". One was a year younger than the other. Their Father was the Methodist Minister in town. If you bought either one of them alcohol, she would pleasure you. It was rumored that the youngest one had 3 abortions before she graduated from high school. They looked like the Olson Twins.
 

THROB

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I've had sex with hundreds upon hundreds of people.

Many, many multiple partners at the same time...….. so if a dude slipped in there, I never felt it and he sure was pretty.
 
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