How to Date a Stripper

[Joe]

...never thought about it much, but one day I saw an image of this book in Amazon about a guy's actual experiences about dating a Stipper.

...never got hold of the book or been inclined to.

It's just one of those novel things a regular guy sometimes fantasizes about.

Anyways, I looked it up on YouTube on there's a bunch of videos on the subject such as this one:




Actually I got a laugh outta this one, because the person advising the viewer was saying a bunch of times, "Give them a Lot of money."

Sounds kinda self serving ta me.

She must have an ulterior mate here., eh? :Thinking:

 

[Dove]

There is a market for everything.

Here I'll help.

How to date a stripper? Dont be the guy who buys books about how to date strippers.

Dont be a douche. Dont be desperate. Dont fetishize people.

You're welcome :)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Dont be a douche. Dont be desperate. Dont fetishize people.

Well JOe, how about a librarian?

 

[Frood]

Strippers are damaged goods.. always buy your produce fresh.

 

[Succubus]

My sister is a stripper. I've seen every one of her relationship"s". I will keep the outcomes to myself.

 

[Succubus]

I used to work at a strip club but was never a stripper. I worked behind a huge marble desk at the entrance door checking ID's, stamping hands and taking entry fees. I was hit on sooooo many times. Guys want the shit they CAN'T see....it's mysterious to them. I dressed business professional. Semi-mini skirt, stockings, heels and a long sleeve cuffed/collared shirt. Nothing slutty or sleezy. Just a lady.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Joe sparking the interest of any woman let alone a stripper :LMAO2:

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

naked women will always be awesome in my book

 

[Joe]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

 

[Dove]

naked women will always be awesome in my book

Except those retarded strippers.

Never let one move into your house ever. :O

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Joe thinking he has a chance dating a stripper

and then there's me

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

 

[Joe]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

you know Joe, reading your posts makes me want to fire bomb the hospital you were born in

why cant you get into a serious car accident or something?

 

[Frood]

Joe struggles even picking up paint stripper...

 

[Joe]

Strippers are damaged goods.. always buy your produce fresh.

Maybe you've been watching too much TV, stinky Dinky.

Acquiring negative stereotypes

There's clearly some nice girls who were or are the profession.

Like Cardi B!:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

There's clearly some nice girls who were or are the profession.

Like Cardi B!:

Yeah Cardi B. The modern mother Theresa of hip hop

do your nipples get hard when she clucks like a rooster? fuckhead?

 

[Frood]

Strippers are damaged goods.. always buy your produce fresh.

Maybe you've been watching too much TV, stinky Dinky.

Acquiring negative stereotypes

There's clearly some nice girls who were or are the profession.

Like Cardi B!:

A whore is a whore is a whore. Even if just an attention whore.

 

[Joe]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

you know Joe, reading your posts makes me want to fire bomb the hospital you were born in

why cant you get into a serious car accident or something?

Well I think most of the strip clubs closed down in my town, eh Bigly?

They were open every day for yoears.

And then all of sudden, Covid, hit and no mo'

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

I bet you the strippers give him lap dances with blowup dolls strung from fishing rods

I'm willing to bet creep sirens go off as soon as he enters the club

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

I bet you the strippers give him lap dances with blowup dolls strung from fishing rods

I'm willing to bet creep sirens go off as soon as he enters the club

I'm pretty sure Canada is all nude and zero contact.

I know Winsor is......not sure if it's like that everywhere.

All nude strip clubs are DISGUSTING.

 

[Joe]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

I bet you the strippers give him lap dances with blowup dolls strung from fishing rods

I'm willing to bet creep sirens go off as soon as he enters the club

I'm pretty sure Canada is all nude and zero contact.

I know Winsor is......not sure if it's like that everywhere.

All nude strip clubs are DISGUSTING.

You mean Detroit is only partially nude?

No contact I guess, eh Dovey?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

I bet you the strippers give him lap dances with blowup dolls strung from fishing rods

I'm willing to bet creep sirens go off as soon as he enters the club

I'm pretty sure Canada is all nude and zero contact.

I know Winsor is......not sure if it's like that everywhere.

All nude strip clubs are DISGUSTING.

You mean Detroit is only partially nude?

No contact I guess, eh Dovey?

Hairy Palm? Is that you?

 

[Dove]

Strippers are total trainwreck skanks.

Retards. All of them.

...but weren't you one yourself, Dovey? :WaitWhat:

If so, how can you say that about your ex-colleagues/co-workers, eh?

Gotdamn, Joe.

Lmao.

Some things you dont learn in a book, I guess lol

The only time Joe will have a chance at dating a stripper is if he happens to find one lying stiff on a concrete slab

Well....I know a few places in Detroit.

Joe is in luck!

Methinx these are dangerous times to bd visiting a strip club Dovey.

And it's not Hitman Hearns the Nighclub bouncer, but this pandemic.

Especially a place like Detroit. being Covid Central and all.

There've been cases of patrons gettin it in Vancouver, and we're not even that hard hit by the virus.

But, it's very contagious in those kind of places.

Joe.....please stay out of strip clubs.

There is nothing in there for you except bankruptcy and shame.

Hear me. :)

I bet you the strippers give him lap dances with blowup dolls strung from fishing rods

I'm willing to bet creep sirens go off as soon as he enters the club

I'm pretty sure Canada is all nude and zero contact.

I know Winsor is......not sure if it's like that everywhere.

All nude strip clubs are DISGUSTING.

You mean Detroit is only partially nude?

No contact I guess, eh Dovey?

Yes. But the contact rules are looser and you can drink.

And by looser contact rules I mean the strippers can touch....but the customers cannot.

 

[Frood]

I'd have to charge them for getting to touch me.

 

[X]

I used to exclusively date strippers in my 20's
I dated this chick who did a duo dance with this black chick Mmmmmmmm
I had long dreadlocks, that hair was a stripper magnet in the 90's ... buying beers and lines ffs good times and lots of pussy