How would your dream death be?

TheHaze

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Shot in the back of the head while getting a blow job from one of the females at BF - - - - - -
 

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I HATE SHAROAN BUT SHE MAKES MY PANTS TIGHT
 

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Smothered by a sexy womerns ass after pigging out on beer and cheeseburgers.
 

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Mine, overdose of good heroin, to the sound of Comfortably Numb from Pink Floyd, in an blue room full of hot hoes.
Heroin is probably how I’d take myself out too. It’s always sounded like the best way to go.
 

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Mine, overdose of good heroin, to the sound of Comfortably Numb from Pink Floyd, in an blue room full of hot hoes.
Heroin is probably how I’d take myself out too. It’s always sounded like the best way to go.
I never tried the stuff, but from what I've read...
I’ve done it twice through the nose years ago. It’s a delightful high and I can definitely see why people get hooked.
 

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I don’t give a shit about getting old, if the day came where someone had to wipe my arse for me I’m out of here, probably OD on sleeping pills and die in my sleep, I’m on the fence if there’s an afterlife or not but if there is I want a little cabin in the woods with no people and every dog I’ve ever had , that would be heaven.
 

TheHaze

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Mine, overdose of good heroin, to the sound of Comfortably Numb from Pink Floyd, in an blue room full of hot hoes.
Im pretty much with ya. I think I’d fast for a few days, so they wouldn’t have clean up the load you’d drop during the event. Like everything peaceful and unsoiled.
 

TheHaze

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Who fucking thinks about dying? You fuckin weirdos!
The older you get the more you think about it and seeing your friends dropping off one by one doesn't help !
 

TheHaze

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Just a after though,I read some where that some lady had like 20 cats and she died and was alone with them for like a month and they were eating her - - - - - - -

20 cats + 1 month of cat shit + a dead body = must of smelled like stinky fingers place - - - - - -
 

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I don’t give a shit about getting old, if the day came where someone had to wipe my arse for me I’m out of here, probably OD on sleeping pills and die in my sleep, I’m on the fence if there’s an afterlife or not but if there is I want a little cabin in the woods with no people and every dog I’ve ever had , that would be heaven.
I love the idea of a cabin in the woods with missed pets.

As far as the afterlife, I feel like our spiritual souls, go back to a collective to reflect, before being sent back.

I use to hypnotize friends, and one had wanted to go back to his previous life, so we did, and holy shit. Its real. Past lives and all. We get reincarnated. And depending how we led our past lives, depends how we come back. Stinkyfinger will come back as a parrot, SQUAWK! lol
 

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Who fucking thinks about dying? You fuckin weirdos!
Hahaha, I actually do. I want my funeral just right, with certain songs played, whisky drank, and then light me on fire lolol.