I goes poo poo's sitting down... (please do not shit post in my authentic thread WITH pictures)
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The extended cab here is $80,000, but like a bullet proof sail boat.
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Who in their right mind shits while standing? Hahahaha.....sorry....had to say it.
Astronauts....
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Same thought struck me when I read the title, though maybe I’d been doing it wrong all my life.
You haven't lived until you pop off a brown snake a few miles out to sea, either during treading water or going for a dive.
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I thought that said going for a drive lol.
Nah.. swimming down (which is difficult when you're trying to squeeze something out and need to relax).
Sea grass helps. Just climb down like you're climbing up a rope, except downwards. Spread your hips and just relax.
If and when it doesn't detach from your bumhole, take off a fin and slap it, then swim 10 feet to either side before you resurface.... because floaters float in any water.... especially salt water.
I have given water birth many times. It's beautiful.
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Then fish eat it, then people eat the fish, glad I’m vegetarian lol.
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The French do.
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Get outta town.
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^^^^^^^What a fucking idiot. What's next? Posting pictures of his dog's feet/paws?
Would I have to ask for your consent on a form with your poodle-esque paw print first?
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Immigrants will sometimes shit in mysterious ways. I'll give you two examples of this, since I drove long haul truck for a couple of years, and couldn't always be choosy about the facilities I used. Often I probably would've been the only White guy to have entered their shithouse for years, if not decades...
So-Cal. Beaner run store. Shoe prints on the toilet seat. Trash can full of shitty toilet paper, since beaners do that too. Imagine the smell and flies in that hot Southern California desert heat. Trucking requires nerves of steel, the sights and smells we may experience.
Vancouver. Chink run business. Shoe prints on the toilet seat there also. I'm still unsure of the logistics required to drop a log into the bowl while standing on the seat.
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I'm permabanned from that forum. 4chan banned me for 30 days also. I'm running outta places to be!~
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Tis OK. I don't think he's ever posted here as far as I know.
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The best shit is done in the ocean! Just saying.
PS: make sure you’re out of your wetsuit if you’re using one!
PS: make sure you’re out of your wetsuit if you’re using one!
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Hiya, you fucking ninny.
You seem to be able to turn any conversation into the perverse. Now in addition to gay-ass-lames you're now talking about shitting in a wetsuit.
You're one sad fucker.
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Flynn
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That was about as funny as you admitting to being DD.
You know what's super funny? You getting assboxed if you keep making kid incest references in other threads...
@Bastard Factory really frowns on that now, Five Guys Mumbai....
@Bastard Factory really frowns on that now, Five Guys Mumbai....
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Shush, belligerent lush.
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