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Damaged Maven

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Two guys walk into a bar. A third guy walked around it, got a table, and waited for service.
 

Jeannie

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wheres the rest of it?
 

Damaged Maven

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The first two guys got up off the floor and joined the third one, who had oordered gin and tonic all around.
 

Jeannie

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oh
good one -_-
 

Damaged Maven

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A guy walks into a bar with a duck. Bartender asks the guy "What you want?" The guy says "Ask the duck. He's buying."
 

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In Canada we call it DUHHhhhhh



lol Nice try and save though ;)



:LMAO:
 

SHAMPAIN

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You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
 

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Have wut ?? :LMAO::LMAO: I nevered in my life heard anything so stupid ...fuck man your a walnut ....lololol
 

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You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
LMMFAO
 

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Sure, whatever you say
bro
 

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You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
LMMFAO
..Bigger capitals !!!!!!!! ...I might notice MOARRRRRRRRRR LOLOLOLOLOL Gimpity dimpity dumb ass :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:
 

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A guy walks into a bar, stubs his toe

 

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here's the biggest