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Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Two guys walk into a bar. A third guy walked around it, got a table, and waited for service.
 

Jeannie

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Aug 16, 2018
wheres the rest of it?
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Location
37.27, -76.7
The first two guys got up off the floor and joined the third one, who had oordered gin and tonic all around.
 

Jeannie

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oh
good one -_-
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
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Joined
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Location
37.27, -76.7
A guy walks into a bar with a duck. Bartender asks the guy "What you want?" The guy says "Ask the duck. He's buying."
 

Stinkyfinger

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Location
UrANUS

Stinkyfinger

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In Canada we call it DUHHhhhhh



lol Nice try and save though ;)



:LMAO:
 

SHAMPAIN

Cocky Bastard
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Halfway up Ben Nevis
You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
 

Stinkyfinger

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Location
UrANUS
Have wut ?? :LMAO::LMAO: I nevered in my life heard anything so stupid ...fuck man your a walnut ....lololol
 

Jeannie

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You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
LMMFAO
 

Stinkyfinger

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Joined
Jul 23, 2018
Location
UrANUS
Sure, whatever you say
bro
 

Stinkyfinger

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Joined
Jul 23, 2018
Location
UrANUS
You just cannot refrain from sticking your huge nose in can you? I find it hilarious that a part time carpet fitter should call anyone a dunce eh...
You post as though I could give a flying fuck what a little rickity internet flea has got to say :LMAO:
You post like “internet flea” offends... At least I don’t have fluid retention in my legs...
LMMFAO
..Bigger capitals !!!!!!!! ...I might notice MOARRRRRRRRRR LOLOLOLOLOL Gimpity dimpity dumb ass :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:
 

Stinkyfinger

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Location
UrANUS
A guy walks into a bar, stubs his toe

 
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