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one day someone asked stinkyfinger if he wanted 2 go jogging and stinky said
'cant - my legs r all fat and swollen from fluid retention :('

:D
 

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one day someone asked stinkyfinger if he wanted 2 go jogging and stinky said
'cant - my legs r all fat and swollen from fluid retention :('

:D
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Here's a joke ..2 pathetic idiots 'liking' each others posts for moral support ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Thanks for the concern peeps, but I'm sure a more pressing matter is that Jeannie can't get a simple joke and you are an adult that collects 'piders :LMAO::LMAO:

I swear you can't make this shit up lolol

Fluid retention bahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

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Jeannie visited Toronto and on the highway a sign said 'Toronto Left' ..she turned around and went home .. Le Duhhhhhhhhhhhh lolol
 

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A Scotsman walked into a bar..... never left :LMAO:


I KILL ME!!
 

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?

"None," replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."
 

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In Britain ?? .. well no wonder, they'd laugh at anything to distract them from their lousy teeth lol
 

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