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offwidthe

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Wanna-be duck diety with a dollar store trident.
 

offwidthe

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you bathe in old clam chowder that is cold
 

Iggy McLulz

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Masturbates with sandpaper.
 

Iggy McLulz

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asked me to wear a furry suit in the next pic
 

Kilroy

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Was seen in the park attempting to insert a live duck into his anus while dancing about and waving a cheesesteak in his other hand and singing, "I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy"
 

Kilroy

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Reportedly engaged in a three-way sexual liaison with Rosie O'Donnell, Andy Dick, and a Zip-Loc baggie of Bea Arthur's collected toenail clippings from the winter of 1982.
 

Iggy McLulz

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#13
Was recently spotted fucking a goat in the middle of the highway while wearing a clown costume.
 
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#15
Showed up at a protest march in a Barney costume with a swastika armband and an I'm With Her t-shirt and was intantly everybody's friend.
 

Kilroy

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Goes to the park on Sunday mornings dressed up in a costume to look like a loaf of bread -- then throws old ladies at the pigeons while screaming, "How do YOU like it?! HUH?! VIVA LA BREAD-O-LUTION, BITCHES!"
 
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#17
Dresses up in granniepanties to get in on the action... ejaculates when the pigeons pinch his nipples and shit on his chest...
 

Kilroy

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Likes to break into televangelists' McMansions, rifle through their cupboards, and shit in their breakfast cereal.
 
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