My new career as a singer/songwriter...

chew the fat

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I like the idea of being a multi millionaire so I thought on a whim I might become a singer/songwriter.

Everyone else is doing it...am.i.right. Like Kanye as an example.

All songs will be completely original and it will just be a matter of finding an honest recording label.

Here is my first song...

*Love Poison #69...the lyrics are done. I'll copy write the chords later.
['start]
I took my troubles down to Madam Kat...
She's the gypsy thats as crazy as a bat...
And had her diggs in the district of SoHo...
I gave her a call on my phone,I said,''Hey Kat ...Yo''...

Can you help with this problem that I have...
I have fallen in love with this cute sweet Chav...
She has rough edges that need a quick fix...
Madam Kat can you do this with a magical mix...

Madam Kat said what you need is...['background]
Love Poison Number Sixty Nine...
This will work out pretty fine...
Chavs know all about this...
Just fill her up on P I S S ...['piss]
Cheap Wine is the preferred brew...
Madam Kat said "this is all I can do"...

Well I said Madam Kat you are great...
The best there is can you be my mate...
Kat said NO I need my power intact...
I have to move on to other things...that's a fact...

Well I gave my Chav the Sixty Nine...
She said "well CTF it's about time...
I haven't had any since Ninety Ninety Nine...
It's pretty damn good...I feel sublime''...

But then the cute Chav went crazy mad...
It really was so very sad...['oh no]...
She went and broke the Sixty Nine...
Well she's stuffed it up big this time...
So CTF sat down and had a big cry...
And now it's time to say bye bye...['bye bye]['bye bye]

Love Poison Number Sixty Nine...
This will work out pretty fine...
Love Poison Number Sixty Nine...
This will work pretty fine...['fade out]

Copyrite x chew the fat.
 

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[QUOTE="chew the fat, post: 28558,

All songs will be completely original and it will just be a matter of finding an honest recording label.



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Sounds like this to me- - - - - -

 

chew the fat

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[QUOTE="chew the fat, post: 28558,

All songs will be completely original and it will just be a matter of finding an honest recording label.

Sounds like this to me- - - - - -

[/QUOTE]

No I don't see anything familiar between the two songs .:Confused:

I've nearly finished my second song...it's about a completely fictious person I came up with called Corset Kat.

It will probably go #1 on MTV...okay I forget MTV don't play music now.
 
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