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Vomit is half-digested, soggy food from your stomach, slimy stomach mucus, saliva, stomach acids and other chemicals that help you digest food.

AKA
A Janitor's Dinner
AAAAAlbionic
abdominable voorheaves
air the diced carrots
alan's Psychedelic Breakfast
animate throat-missles
anti-poop
arf
Arfie McBarfie



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backwards bungee
bad caugh
Bail
Barch
barf
Barfathon
bark at ants

Bark at the carpet
Bark your lungs
barking turkey
Batch
become a fountain of flavor
belch chasers
be sick
bhluuuugh

big spit
bit spit
blanch
Bleenglish
blevis
blow
blow beets
blow bile
blow breakfast
blow chow

blow chowder
blow chunks
blow cookies
blow din-din
blow doughnuts
blow foam


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blow groceries
blow lunch
blow your eats
blue chip special

Bombing Tokyo
boot
boot camp
boot in bush
bow down before the porcelain god
bowel backup
brack
bring flourescent Christmas cheer
bring it up for a vote

Bring up
Brown eye winking at you
Brownie
brown-nose it
buick
burp borscht
burping bits
Bust a floogie
buy my buick

Bye bye beakfast


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call buicks
call dinosaurs
call for huey
call ralph on the big white telephone
call the elephants

call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
call uncle ralph
Calling Earl
calling jacob
Calling the Moose
Calling Your Anus On The Phone

Carfed
catch it on the rebound
chandu
Cheektowaga scream
Chowdered
Chuck
chuck a pizza

Chuck your Cheerios
Chuck your ring up
chuckle
Chuck-out
Chuckup
Chug and Blow
Chum
Chum for sharks
Chum the waters

chunder
Chunder struck
chunderspew
Chunky Belch
churn
churn some sputter
Clam chowder
Class-A download
clean house
clean the backs of your teeth
Clean-out time


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clearing your throat the easy way
chew the cud
commit esophagus abuse
commode hugging
cookin' for the cafeteria
copiously cough one's cookies
Cough up a lung
coughing chunks
Crying for Europe
curl and hurl



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decorate pavement
decorate the sink
deliver street pizza
Delivering a Bile Bouquet
den heiligen Ulrich anrufen
depths of the china bowl
Derail
Dialing the Moose


Digestive pyrotechnics
Digestive rebellion
disgorge
Dishonorable discharge
divulge dinner
don ho heave
Dooky

do some ab crunches the hard way
do some supermodel push-ups
Download dinner
drain the main
dribble phlem
drive the porcelain bus
drop chowder
dry boke
dump core

earl
eating backwards
effusing the night's excess
Eject
Enamel coat the toilet bowl
Engage in an involuntary personal protein spill (George Carlin)

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Erupt
Evacuate all you ate


Expel


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facial diarrhea
fecal burp
feed some baby birds
feed the birds
feed the fish
feed the fish, ducks
feed the houseplants

feed your young
fertilize the sidewalk
fill up the Tory swimming pool
fling floor pie
Flush
Flying V
food escape!

food flight
Food for the fishes
Freshen up
fubar
gack
gag



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gargle the organic way
get a refund on your lunch
Get sick
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain
give the ants some mana from heaven

give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on
give your intestines the day off

Giving A Special Gift
go to europe with ralph
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
Gonna blow
Goodbye Mr. Chips
Green lumpy poopy
Gripping the stinky bowl

growling splash monkey



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Hack


hack it out

hack some stew

hack'n bile

ham hawking

Hanging over the bridge

Harf

Havana Omelet

have a school lunch rerun

have a Roman after-dinner mint

have premature diarrhea

hawk

heave
Heavy Spit
heccccchluuug
hiccup from hell
Hit the flux-capacitor
hock up a furball
Holding the toilet up all night
Holla holla
Holler at the toilet, rail, ocean, etc
Holler New York



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Honk
hooverin'
Horf
horfing it up
hork
huey
Hug the bowl
Hug the john blues
hug the porcelain wishing well
hurl
hurling projectile material with or without chunks


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I chucked my cheerios
I gotta chew my fries more
induce antiperistalsis
inverse gut
involuntary personal protein spill
impersonate a gargoyle
impersonate The Fly


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Keanu Heaves

kissing the can
Kneel before the porcelain god
kneel before the porcelain throne
kotsen/kotzen
lap lung butter
Lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
Laugh at the lawn
laugh at your shoes
launch lunch
launch lunch
Leap of faith
leave lunch


let your finger do the walking
lick the lumps
Like, well, you know
Lipshits
Liquid cream pie
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight


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lose your lunch
lap lung butter

Lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
Laugh at the lawn
laugh at your shoes
launch lunch
launch lunch
Leap of faith
leave lunch


let your finger do the walking
lick the lumps
Like, well, you know
Lipshits
Liquid cream pie
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight


lose your lunch
Low blow


make a (technicolor) tribute to disney

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make a crustless pizza
make a pea-and-carrot kaleidoscope
make room for seconds
make some Ethiopian cookie dough

make some modern art in the bathroom
Make a goose call
make an offering to the porcelain god


make chowder
Make copies of the menu
make food offerings to the china gods
make pavement asterisks
make the oatmeal hit the wall
marinade your tongue

Massive Blast from your ass
 
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Meat puppets
Meef
meet my friends ralph and earl
Meeting Ralph
mix a batch of Appalachian pancake batter

motion discomfort (Airline Barf-bags)
Mouth poop
mug the hurpey
multi-colored yawn
negative chug

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offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god
Opening the Flood Gate


Opening your "Cookie Jar"
open the cudgates
Oral Diarhea


order buicks over the big white phone
organ recital
Organ recital
organic output
out of stomach experience


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Paint a fresco
paint one's trousers
paint the back seat
parbreake
park a buick
park a tiger
Pavement pizza
P-Bomb


Pebble dashing - a reference to house exteriors
Perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
pickle your gums
plant beets
play the whale
Plotz
Plowed under
pop a gastric zit


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porcelain projectiles
pour one's overindulgence
povracati
power barf
power boot
Power chuck


Praise the porcelain god -- Also "worship"
pray at the porcelain altar
Pray to the porcelain god
pray to the porcelain goddess
praying to the porcelain princess
preach it to the congregation
prepare dinner for a racist
Pressing the reset button


Projectile
projectile style
protein spill
psychadelic spit
Psychedelic belch


puke
Puke your ring out
Pull the chain
Pull the trigger
Pulling the plug
pump your own stomach


Purge
put your anus out of work
 
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Rage against the Machine
Rain to the Porcelin God
rainbow fountain
rainbow kiss
Ralph
Ralphy McMalfee
read the toilet
read the toilet
Recarpet the igloo

Recycle
Recycle corn
recycle your lunch
Redecorate the floor
Regurgitate
Replicate the chalupa
Reroute
retch

Return the tequila (substitute liquor of choice)
return the tripe
Reverse chug
Reverse crap
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
Reverse peristalsis
Revisit lunch (dinner, etc.)

Rewind
Rewind your lunch
ride the regurgitron
riding the porcelain schoolbus
Riding the porcelin bowl
rope på elgen --- Norwegian: call the moose
round trip meal ticket

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sample your stomach contents
Scream at the bushes
scream cookies
screaming at the ants
Screaming at your radials
Screaming at your shoes
Screwed The Pooch
Seefood


serve some California stew
set out some gooey potpourri
set out the roach buffet
sell a buick
sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!!)
Selling Buicks
Send it back to the kitchen

shaq-fu
Shout at the devil
shout at your shoes
shout europe at the sink
shouting to Huey and Ralph
show up late for the hunger strike
Showing off your insides

shpew
shunder
Sick up
sing psychedelic praises to the
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl

sing to the sink
Singing to the john
sing the Argentinian national anthem

slam barf
snarf
Sneeze cheese
sneeze chunks
Snow plow
soul coughing
Speak up

Speaking on the porcelain telephone

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spew chips
spew chunks
spew snacks
spew spuds
spew the wild oats
Spewk
Spewy McGooie
spill the groceries
Spill your beans
spill your life story
spit bits
spit cheese

Spit shinin' your shoes
Spit up
Spittin' b-b's
splash your hash
split pea spew

Spray Cake -- "Man, what are you doing in there, spraying cake?"

Sprog
sprout
Spuke-buketeal
starve your tapeworm
stomach overflow error
Stomach scream
Stomach Stew

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Talk shit

talk to god on the big white telephone
talk to huey down the big white telephone.
talk to john on the porcelain telephone
talk to ralph on the big white telephone
talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone

Talk to the carpet
talk to your shoes
Talking to Ralph
Talking to Ralph on the big white phone
Tango With The Toilet
taste dinner
taste lunch twice

tastes even better the second time
Technicolor Yawn
technicolor yodel
the bathroom, you only add
The big spit

the brooklyn mating call

the jersey yodel
Thin spits
throw dinner
throw up
throw your voice
Throwing a map

thunder-chunder pavement pizza
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
Time to call earl
toilet bowl love
Toilet Hugs

Toss a sidewalk pizza
toss your cookies
Toss your cookies
toss your tacos
Trip your chips

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tuna salad swimming upstream
turn your guts inside out

Twisting the photogenic eyebrow
 
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uebergeben
uke
ulrik
unload some vitamins
use the chunky mouthwash


un-eat
Unswallow
upchuck
Uphale
Upheave
Upload


Upload some chunkware

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vector-spew
velocity to your extract)
Verp
visible burp
Visit an old friend

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Visiting Europe (euuuuuroooope)
Vom
vomit
Vomit cereal
Vomitroshious
 
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warhol wail
waste good beer
Wet cough
whistling beef
Whistling carrots
Whitey
Windameer

wolf
woof
worf

worhip ralph at the great procelain throne

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worship at the porcelain altar
worship the porcelain god
wretch

wyatt erp

Yack
Yammied
Yarf
yark
Yarp
yatch


yawn for the hearing impaired
Yawn in Technicolor
Yawning carrots
yeech
yell at the ground
yell for hughie

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Yodeling in the thundermug
yodel yogurt
york
yorkel
yorp
yuke
 
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35 lb. bag of vomit left in Pa. Bed, Bath, & Beyond parking lot.
An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there. He estimated that about 35 pounds of vomit was in the package discovered June 5 and stated that a similar package was left in the same spot the week before.

According to the employee, the package was concealed in a white kitchen trash bag and placed about 10 parking rows from the store behind a tree. Radnor Police redacted information that describes what the hidden package was because there is specific information on the package that is being used in the investigation.

Police say that there have not been any other similar incidents since.


 

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A couple of thoughts.
Its always good to make it to the toilet.
I miss Dilf