REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN

Mr. Whipple

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1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
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Would you chop some wood - - - - -
 

rigor79

can god create a stone, he can't lift himself.
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don't let us be unintelligent negroids stealing blondes away cos blacklivesmatter... filth.
 

rigor79

can god create a stone, he can't lift himself.
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pff u guys snego? no? cos fuck you people are FUCKING BORING .. is that all on this site? fuck me !
 

TheHaze

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What do you get when you cross a Ape with a rigor79 -
A retarded Ape !
 

rigor79

can god create a stone, he can't lift himself.
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apes, nothin like apes .. i lost some cuteys and will follow ...do apes burn?
define ape: an african blackmailing your gf or an ape out for sex 4 cells, 1 to eat, 2. shit, 3 sleep, 4 sex .. myeah than you arent afro to me but nigger you should be ashamed ... seen snego...?
 

rigor79

can god create a stone, he can't lift himself.
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note: never really was racist ... but if some scoundrel cheats than you are a nigger .... not worthy of bein here ... seen snego, cos i want war for sure ... over this ... whatever the kill or murder trust me