Sandpaper Meatstick

[Gringo]

Is this some type of new forum incentive that when you sign-up you get auto followed by a couple of bots?

One looks like they came out of the movie Gangs of New York Wish.com edition, and the other looks like the mugshot of every woman who has drowned their own children.

Yeah, big thanks for that warm welcome.

Glad to be here.

 

[Frood]

There is coriander in my petrol tank.

 

[Breakfall]

Did that Gringo slip through the border?

 

[Lily]

Welcome Gringo. We don't nearly have enough gringos here.

 

[Breakfall]

Yo Gringo, are you a fucking alt or a genuine noob?

 

[Breakfall]

@Gringo ...yoo hablo Ingles?

 

[Gringo]

@Gringo ...yoo hablo Ingles?

No.

 

[Breakfall]

@Gringo ...yoo hablo Ingles?

No.

Then what the fuck do you speak?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yo Gringo, are you a fucking alt or a genuine noob?

Defo an ALT, they always give it away coming in swinging lol

 

[Breakfall]

Yo Gringo, are you a fucking alt or a genuine noob?

Defo an ALT, they always give it away coming in swinging lol

I wanted to start a chick alt...but I’d fuck it up for sure! Lol

 

[Breakfall]

A big black chick!

 

[Breakfall]

Ohhh Tyrone you chicken-eating, shrimp-licking muthafucker yo!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

A big black chick!

Honestly though, have you ever met a good ALT?

 

[Breakfall]

That sounded nothing like me innit!?

 

[Breakfall]

A big black chick!

Honestly though, have you ever met a good ALT?

I got fucked over by a good alt! Dick pics! Now I worry...lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

You should wait a while then have a stab at it for giggles haha

 

[SHAMPAIN]

A big black chick!

Honestly though, have you ever met a good ALT?

I got fucked over by a good alt! Dick pics! Now I worry...lol

What's the worst they could do? lol repost them?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Anyway we better vacate this thread BF has a pet hate for intro thread jacking...

 

[Breakfall]

You should wait a while then have a stab at it for giggles haha

I reckon my female alter ego should be a Russian blonde chick special forces soldier!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Is this some type of new forum incentive that when you sign-up you get auto followed by a couple of bots?

One looks like they came out of the movie Gangs of New York Wish.com edition, and the other looks like the mugshot of every woman who has drowned their own children.

Yeah, big thanks for that warm welcome.

Glad to be here.

Ignore Tommy and Sharona they both are soldiers of the homosexual AIDS army.
Welcome abroad.

 

[Breakfall]

That’s better...

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

Sharona sent me nude selfires of her booty hole... if she is a robot then god dammit I guess i'm gonna fuck a robot... wouldn't be the first time..

 

[Sharona]

okay, little man

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

You know what they say, big things cum in small packages.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sharona sent me nude selfires of her booty hole... if she is a robot then god dammit I guess i'm gonna fuck a robot... wouldn't be the first time..

Describe her butthole to me....

 

[Mr. Whipple]

okay, little man

Long time no soiled panties ...you still in the business ? or has that Goddamn Trevor put a chasity belt around your cavernous special blackberry patch

 

[Sharona]

excuse me? i have most here on ignore so mind ur business.
@moderaters

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

Sharona sent me nude selfires of her booty hole... if she is a robot then god dammit I guess i'm gonna fuck a robot... wouldn't be the first time..

Describe her butthole to me....

Big, fat, and B-E-A-utiful. Oh yeah I like that cottage cheese stretch mark divorcee ass and ripple thighs EEEEEE DON'T LOOK AT ME THERE. I like it when you can slap their ass and set a timer for the jiggle

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sharona sent me nude selfires of her booty hole... if she is a robot then god dammit I guess i'm gonna fuck a robot... wouldn't be the first time..

Describe her butthole to me....

Big, fat, and B-E-A-utiful. Oh yeah I like that cottage cheese stretch mark divorcee ass and ripple thighs EEEEEE DON'T LOOK AT ME THERE. I like it when you can slap their ass and set a timer for the jiggle

It sounds like it was everything I dreamed it would be.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

Bubb bye sir