Screech from saved by the bell

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Who's at the top of the dirty-star list? That's right, it's "Saved By the Bell's" Dustin Diamond, with his little piece of porn history! You've heard about the Dirty Sanchez. You probably know the movie was slated to be titled, Saved By the Smell. You know you're curious to see what all the hype is about. Have you been Screeched today?
You've got to see this little piece of 90s memorabilia, then tell all your friends you saw it here first.

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Entertain me you boring fucks.....
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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(
 

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I thought the name sounded familiar. Such was his fate.

Thinking about if it was a tragic or just odd life he led. TV teen star to doing a porn one off. That's is how he'll be remembered.
Like David Carradine.. died whacking off in the closet with a belt around his neck.
Tragically Odd or Oddly Tragic?
 

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
 

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Young people believe they are immortal.

Good for them. Enjoy it.
 

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Young people believe they are immortal.

Good for them. Enjoy it.

I mean 30s and 40s.

Like when you start seeing people in your age group die from random health shit and realize it CAN happen to you.
I am Ancient & Wicked and vaguely recall the growing panic that you are indeed mortal and yes you will die. You then start hoping it will be quick and on your terms, not slowly wasting away as you shit the bed in an old folks home.
Ignored &forgotten:devil1:

Enjoy the here and now. It only comes once in this lifetime. Accept there will be repercussions and act accordingly.
Or Overthink it and worry, die from high blood pressure.
*shrugs*
Cuz Karma's a bitch, and ppl get Cancer.
 

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Young people believe they are immortal.

Good for them. Enjoy it.

I mean 30s and 40s.

Like when you start seeing people in your age group die from random health shit and realize it CAN happen to you.
I am Ancient & Wicked and vaguely recall the growing panic that you are indeed mortal and yes you will die. You then start hoping it will be quick and on your terms, not slowly wasting away as you shit the bed in an old folks home.
Ignored &forgotten:devil1:

Enjoy the here and now. It only comes once in this lifetime. Accept there will be repercussions and act accordingly.
Or Overthink it and worry, die from high blood pressure.
*shrugs*
Cuz Karma's a bitch, and ppl get Cancer.

Yanno, I worked in hospice and then on a LTAC hospital floor.

I'm also a recovering heroin addict.

Death is something I've seen so much of. I've already been through the mortality realization and those emotions. Ive had a handful of existential crisises.

I'm only 40, but I've long come to terms with my future status as a corpse.

However I doubt I'll be left the fuck alone to go through the active stages of death in peace. I have 3 daughters and they are very particular. They wont let me lay in my own shit. They will bother the CNA and nurse and not relax until I've been rolled and washed and wound up as they cluck like hens over my stiffening dying body.

So please dont tease me with a good time.

I'd bet anything that I'm gonna die doing something really, really stupid.....but clearly I wouldnt be here to collect lol
 

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Young people believe they are immortal.

Good for them. Enjoy it.

I mean 30s and 40s.

Like when you start seeing people in your age group die from random health shit and realize it CAN happen to you.
I am Ancient & Wicked and vaguely recall the growing panic that you are indeed mortal and yes you will die. You then start hoping it will be quick and on your terms, not slowly wasting away as you shit the bed in an old folks home.
Ignored &forgotten:devil1:

Enjoy the here and now. It only comes once in this lifetime. Accept there will be repercussions and act accordingly.
Or Overthink it and worry, die from high blood pressure.
*shrugs*
Cuz Karma's a bitch, and ppl get Cancer.

Yanno, I worked in hospice and then on a LTAC hospital floor.

I'm also a recovering heroin addict.

Death is something I've seen so much of. I've already been through the mortality realization and those emotions. Ive had a handful of existential crisises.

I'm only 40, but I've long come to terms with my future status as a corpse.

However I doubt I'll be left the fuck alone to go through the active stages of death in peace. I have 3 daughters and they are very particular. They wont let me lay in my own shit. They will bother the CNA and nurse and not relax until I've been rolled and washed and wound up as they cluck like hens over my stiffening dying body.

So please dont tease me with a good time.

I'd bet anything that I'm gonna die doing something really, really stupid.....but clearly I wouldnt be here to collect lol

I have many it known to many that when I am unable to wipe my own ass or blow a load.. it is time to check out.. Brain going? Yep... I am taking a long walk in northerly direction. Go to sleep and not wake up. Ideally my frozen corpse gets scattered by wolfs and other foraging critters.

But that's sometime way in the future. There is still mischief to do now.
 

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
Patrick Swayze is dead?
 

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
Patrick Swayze is dead?

Been dead for a few years now.
 

Dove

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Young people believe they are immortal.

Good for them. Enjoy it.

I mean 30s and 40s.

Like when you start seeing people in your age group die from random health shit and realize it CAN happen to you.
I am Ancient & Wicked and vaguely recall the growing panic that you are indeed mortal and yes you will die. You then start hoping it will be quick and on your terms, not slowly wasting away as you shit the bed in an old folks home.
Ignored &forgotten:devil1:

Enjoy the here and now. It only comes once in this lifetime. Accept there will be repercussions and act accordingly.
Or Overthink it and worry, die from high blood pressure.
*shrugs*
Cuz Karma's a bitch, and ppl get Cancer.

Yanno, I worked in hospice and then on a LTAC hospital floor.

I'm also a recovering heroin addict.

Death is something I've seen so much of. I've already been through the mortality realization and those emotions. Ive had a handful of existential crisises.

I'm only 40, but I've long come to terms with my future status as a corpse.

However I doubt I'll be left the fuck alone to go through the active stages of death in peace. I have 3 daughters and they are very particular. They wont let me lay in my own shit. They will bother the CNA and nurse and not relax until I've been rolled and washed and wound up as they cluck like hens over my stiffening dying body.

So please dont tease me with a good time.

I'd bet anything that I'm gonna die doing something really, really stupid.....but clearly I wouldnt be here to collect lol

I have many it known to many that when I am unable to wipe my own ass or blow a load.. it is time to check out.. Brain going? Yep... I am taking a long walk in northerly direction. Go to sleep and not wake up. Ideally my frozen corpse gets scattered by wolfs and other foraging critters.

But that's sometime way in the future. There is still mischief to do now.

I actually want to be consumed by animals when I kick.

By the time you are shitting yourself and dont know where or who you are.....you'll be on a lot of drugs. You can get morphine dropped under your tongue and get lathered with topical ativan.

Granted they dont start taking drugs away from hospice patients now.
 

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
Patrick Swayze is dead?

Been dead for a few years now.
Oh shit.

Shows you how much he meant to me.

Anyone else die that I should know about?
 

Dove

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
Patrick Swayze is dead?

Been dead for a few years now.
Oh shit.

Shows you how much he meant to me.

Anyone else die that I should know about?

Swayze was awesome though! And he was a conservative....pretty rare for famous wealthy people. He wasnt a shit bag though.

 

Biggie Smiles

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he was only diagnosed a few wks ago


Thats what's throwing me off. He must've had it for a while and just recently diagnosed with it to only live a few weeks after being diagnosed. That's whats sad. He didn't have a chance to say proper goodbyes or get his affairs in order.....such a short time. :(

That happens a lot to younger people.

We dont expect cancer, and we dont get any routine tests. So sometimes by the time we notice a problem it's too late.

Scary....but real. Pancreatic cancer is a ruthless killer, as well. I think that took Patrick Swayze very quickly.
Patrick Swayze is dead?

Been dead for a few years now.
Oh shit.

Shows you how much he meant to me.

Anyone else die that I should know about?

Swayze was awesome though! And he was a conservative....pretty rare for famous wealthy people. He wasnt a shit bag though.


Oh damn.. Now I feel bad.

Somebody get seamajor over here, I wish to wipe my ass with his forehead again
 

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Law & Order: Criminal Intent had an episode loosely based on the Screech character, aired in 2006. He was murdered, and it depicted him living homeless in a van.

Turns out his real life didn't end much differently than that episode...