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The Evil Dead trilogy
the original Halloween
Friday the 13th franchise
Nightmare on Elm Street franchise
original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the remake was quite good

Those are a few off the top of my head. I don't keep track of Horror movies like I did in my younger years.
 

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Let me preface this by saying that the last 5-6 horror films I've watched in these few weeks have all fallen in the top 10% good category... extremely abnormal. Normally 9 out of 10 are extreme shite.

The Loved Ones
Nifty, quirky, Australian film. Similar to Wyrmwood if you've seen it. Starts off extremely chaotic for 10 min's and you have no idea what the fuck you're watching but it's kind of like a behind the scenes of a chess tournament watching the players set up the pieces. Then the movie gets going and it's a slasher, torture, homicidefest that's beautifully done. Truly enjoyed it but the first 10min made me think it would be a complete shitfest.

Also, bewbs.

Berlin Syndrome
Spoiler: Stockholm Syndrome.

Another good one. I was expecting a rapist movie for the sake of shock but what I got was a load of suspense. Has the girl from Light's Out which is a plus in my book. Lots of nice little callbacks to the story throughout the movie with regards to a previous "lover". I think the most difficult part with movies like this is being able to put myself in the position of the woman. It's so fucking difficult for me to understand.

This movie gets bonus points for the realistic ass shitting scenes where she gets up from the bed after being tied down all day with the brown shit running up and down her back. Totally loved the attention to detail.

Moar bewbs.

The Invitation
This one had a weird start and some sort of weird relationship with the woman/wife/thing but if you ignore that like the main character pretty much ignores her the entire movie it's great. Plays off a modern day 2010's family living in the Hollywood Hills white ritzy thing. One of the few movies to keep me entertained the entire time based off of the plot. Nothing crazy happens until an hour in and even then it's rather tame but still gets the suspense and blood pumping.

And lastly, bush and brief nip slip.

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The House Of The Devil
Slow start but I enjoyed it...
I also really enjoyed the Blair witch project because of the originality
 

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The House Of The Devil
Slow start but I enjoyed it...
I also really enjoyed the Blair witch project because of the originality
Saw that as well few weeks ago! I found it entertaining but super odd. Kind of felt like a Stephen King film. I loved the older feel to the movie and felt they got a lot of the good 'ol days right. Super cliche movie but done right. Had that old grainy feeling like a wooden desk that's a bit rough. I ended up storing this not in the 10% good but in the not-shit 30%-40%.
 

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The House Of The Devil
Slow start but I enjoyed it...
I also really enjoyed the Blair witch project because of the originality
Saw that as well few weeks ago! I found it entertaining but super odd. Kind of felt like a Stephen King film. I loved the older feel to the movie and felt they got a lot of the good 'ol days right. Super cliche movie but done right. Had that old grainy feeling like a wooden desk that's a bit rough. I ended up storing this not in the 10% good but in the not-shit 30%-40%.
Yes I loved the retro feel of the film, older horrors (although this was 2009 I believe) have a certain eerie feeling to them that modern CGI films lack...
 

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The House Of The Devil
Slow start but I enjoyed it...
I also really enjoyed the Blair witch project because of the originality
Saw that as well few weeks ago! I found it entertaining but super odd. Kind of felt like a Stephen King film. I loved the older feel to the movie and felt they got a lot of the good 'ol days right. Super cliche movie but done right. Had that old grainy feeling like a wooden desk that's a bit rough. I ended up storing this not in the 10% good but in the not-shit 30%-40%.
Have you seen “Hereditary”? I’m looking forward to seeing it because it’s been hyped up
 

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Not yet. It's on my to-do list. I won't be watching anything 2018 until 2019 or so. I'm a year behind.
 

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The Terror Within (1989)
The Boogens (1981)
The Lamp (1987)
Slugs (1988)
 

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just finished watching this one
6.5/10
 

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That's a pretty high rating for a horror movie.
 

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Although she played the part well... I can't help but imagining that my dear old friend Jack couldn't have snagged a better woman.

I also loved the book's version of "Danny needs his medicine" and wish it had played a part in the movie more. However, I prefer the movie much more than the book.
 

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Susperia 1977 there’s a new one coming, hope they do it justice...
 

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Children Of The Corn: The Gathering

Naomi Watts is really hot in that movie.
 

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Pumpkinhead scared the fucking shit out of me when I saw it as a child. My grandparents had a small boiler room under the basement stairs, my father told me Pumpkinhead lived down there. I used to sprint up those stairs so he wouldn’t get me, ha.

I know there were a few sequels, pretty sure they sucked dick though. I remember a scene where Pumpkinhead puts a guy up on a meat hook in a freezer/slaughterhouse or something, and another where a group of bullies stab a retarded kid and drop him down a well lmao.
 

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Just finished watching Bruiser. I give it like 5/10. Not awful but not something I’d need to rewatch any time soon. Mediocre, I guess. Kinda was expecting more out of a George Romero movie. I would say it was more of a thriller than a horror movie. The second incarnation of The Misfits made an appearance at the end which was cool though. Aside from that the highlight was probably the protagonist throwing his cheating cuntwife out the window of an office building with an extension cord tied around her neck.