Things you only ever did once in your life that taught you a lesson...

triggs

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Flipping a pancake.

I was showing off to my then girlfriend and missed catching the pancake back in the pan with my hand and arm ending up covered in boiling fat. I then spent 4 hours in A&E and suffered the next 2 weeks in pain with 1st degree burns.
 

Vile_Vixen

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Nothing I’d admit to here :Grin3: but damn this is a great idea for a thread!!

Should be interesting......
 

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Stuck my dick in the power outlet

BZZZZZTTTT !!
 

Joe

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I was chased by a Black Bear once & I outran it.

Lesson learned: Don't ever go in the Forest Alone cuz you may not make it back alive.
 

rancidmilko

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Fucking a whore that was known to cling on every single male that touched it.
 

realgrimm

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making your own fireworks is a bad idea
 

X

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Had a pocket full of caps as a kid and shot the cap gun inside the same pocket as the caps they all lit, burned my hand to shit
 

X

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Took TWO Purple Mikes back in the day ...holEEEE FUCK !
 

Damaged Maven

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I set fire to a salmon
I set fire to a fire station. I meant to drop off a newborn baby, but things got out of hand. The fire guys had to call their mates at NN 2# to assist. The baby survived.
True story.
 

Freud

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I set fire to a fag I rolled just before.
 

SHAMPAIN

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I just realised I’m not fond of dirty roll up smokers...
 

Swamp-Duck

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Smack, did it once and thought my guts was going to come up through my mouth, I’m glad it made me so sick or I probably wouldn’t be here now.
 

Damaged Maven

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Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.
 

TheHaze

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Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.
Did the snake die ?

I beat up a off duty cop and turns out he had a couple of buddies with him -you can guess the rest - - - - - - -