Things you only ever did once in your life that taught you a lesson...

triggs

Mommy's boy
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UK
#1
Flipping a pancake.

I was showing off to my then girlfriend and missed catching the pancake back in the pan with my hand and arm ending up covered in boiling fat. I then spent 4 hours in A&E and suffered the next 2 weeks in pain with 1st degree burns.
 

Vile_Vixen

I don’t answer questions.....
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2,880
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Westeros
#2
Nothing I’d admit to here :Grin3: but damn this is a great idea for a thread!!

Should be interesting......
 

Stinkyfinger

Dedicated Deviant
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UrANUS
#3
Stuck my dick in the power outlet

BZZZZZTTTT !!
 

Joe

Factory Bastard
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5
#5
I was chased by a Black Bear once & I outran it.

Lesson learned: Don't ever go in the Forest Alone cuz you may not make it back alive.
 

rancidmilko

Disabler of Enablers
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Location
Brazoo
#6
Fucking a whore that was known to cling on every single male that touched it.
 

Stinkyfinger

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UrANUS
#9
Had a pocket full of caps as a kid and shot the cap gun inside the same pocket as the caps they all lit, burned my hand to shit
 

Stinkyfinger

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UrANUS
#10
Took TWO Purple Mikes back in the day ...holEEEE FUCK !
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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#11
I set fire to a salmon
I set fire to a fire station. I meant to drop off a newborn baby, but things got out of hand. The fire guys had to call their mates at NN 2# to assist. The baby survived.
True story.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Elite Bastards
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#15
Smack, did it once and thought my guts was going to come up through my mouth, I’m glad it made me so sick or I probably wouldn’t be here now.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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1,693
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#16
Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't eithe
Elite Bastards
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4,645
#17
Cobra venom. Yes, really. Lost a year in my life.
Did the snake die ?

I beat up a off duty cop and turns out he had a couple of buddies with him -you can guess the rest - - - - - - -
 
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