Flynn
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You all should really be fucking ashamed of yourselves. Do you fucking realize there's over 9 months of threads dedicated to Biggie Smells and Aidsman...err I mean Admin. Sorry about that, my bad. No, but seriously. One of the last bastions of free speech is now inundated with BEnzo-like mutated faglames after they cum into contact with Biggie Asswipe's anus juice as he uses the "juice" for his own personal slip and slide. The faglames he uses on a per minute basis are now over 50 stories tall and even the Canadian Army can't kill them, as they destroy works of art by masterful writers by spamming the holy fuck out of every thread in fucking sight.
I never could get my mind around Tardjacking a thread only to call someone a homoerotic name or post inappropriate pictures for shock value.
What I really don't understand are posters like Breakfall that claim to be "blood in, blood out" for this forum and is all about "quality posting," yet this fucking talking mule is an absolute fucking braindead fuck hellbent on sexually e-molesting every single female out here with his crude and over the top remarks about sex at least once. This is what "new" posters have to look forward to? Some drunk bastard that can't even type, let alone string two words together without including the words "My" and "Dick?" You're a fucking gigantic twat, BreakDance. Take your deflated dildo and go on the fuck home or back into whatever asshole you crawled out of.
BreakTard isn't the only retarded cog in this giant wheel of failure. There's also that fucking brainless lunatic, Dovey. Dovey struts around talking shit from behind Biggie Hernia's Labia Minora. All the while "speaking her mind" with made up councils and political analysis that's soo fucking out of date, that even Fox News has stopped reporting on it. The most hilarious thing about Dovey besides her I.Q. is that she thinks her opinion, which is usually straight outta left field or Compton is actual "politics." Jesus Christ, Dovey doesn't even know the difference between a Neo-Conservative and her particular strain of Gonorrhea. I mean could Dovey tell me who the "father" of Neo-Conservatism is, WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP ON GOOGLE? Then we all have to read how all the "pedos" (Myself and anyone else that thinks Dovey is a dipshit) are trying to garner information from her to get closer to the pretend kids she doesn't have so that somehow "us pedos" can magically molest them through a broadband connection. Furthermore, this wackjob had unprotected sex with a circus midget and a guy who worked at Red Robin for 2 whole days. It doesn't matter who you are at the end of the day. If you call Dovey out on her absurd views on anything, you'll forever be a "PLEASE ASS BOX ME!."
In closing, perhaps the saddest fuck is Freud. Imagine spending your entire dreary life trying to hit on females on a shitty forum? Then to make matters worse, this fucking freakshow starts posting cringy feet and cigarette pictures. Is there really anyone that logs on hoping that shitbrick Freud has posted more cancer stick pictures along with his emaciated looking body parts? I mean if a "new" poster were to see this Chinese Fire Drill in real time, would they want to log in to see this and to read Freud's award winning comebacks like, "Okay farook" and "5 guys mumbai?" No, they absolutely would not. Neither do the people with fully functioning brains. Maybe Freud should be "cut" and sent back to the minor leagues, like Flametruth for a full year.
Most of you lazy fucking dolts are killing this crappy forum from the inside out. Just because you paid a few coin doesn't absolve any of you for acting like fucking idiots.
I never could get my mind around Tardjacking a thread only to call someone a homoerotic name or post inappropriate pictures for shock value.
What I really don't understand are posters like Breakfall that claim to be "blood in, blood out" for this forum and is all about "quality posting," yet this fucking talking mule is an absolute fucking braindead fuck hellbent on sexually e-molesting every single female out here with his crude and over the top remarks about sex at least once. This is what "new" posters have to look forward to? Some drunk bastard that can't even type, let alone string two words together without including the words "My" and "Dick?" You're a fucking gigantic twat, BreakDance. Take your deflated dildo and go on the fuck home or back into whatever asshole you crawled out of.
BreakTard isn't the only retarded cog in this giant wheel of failure. There's also that fucking brainless lunatic, Dovey. Dovey struts around talking shit from behind Biggie Hernia's Labia Minora. All the while "speaking her mind" with made up councils and political analysis that's soo fucking out of date, that even Fox News has stopped reporting on it. The most hilarious thing about Dovey besides her I.Q. is that she thinks her opinion, which is usually straight outta left field or Compton is actual "politics." Jesus Christ, Dovey doesn't even know the difference between a Neo-Conservative and her particular strain of Gonorrhea. I mean could Dovey tell me who the "father" of Neo-Conservatism is, WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP ON GOOGLE? Then we all have to read how all the "pedos" (Myself and anyone else that thinks Dovey is a dipshit) are trying to garner information from her to get closer to the pretend kids she doesn't have so that somehow "us pedos" can magically molest them through a broadband connection. Furthermore, this wackjob had unprotected sex with a circus midget and a guy who worked at Red Robin for 2 whole days. It doesn't matter who you are at the end of the day. If you call Dovey out on her absurd views on anything, you'll forever be a "PLEASE ASS BOX ME!."
In closing, perhaps the saddest fuck is Freud. Imagine spending your entire dreary life trying to hit on females on a shitty forum? Then to make matters worse, this fucking freakshow starts posting cringy feet and cigarette pictures. Is there really anyone that logs on hoping that shitbrick Freud has posted more cancer stick pictures along with his emaciated looking body parts? I mean if a "new" poster were to see this Chinese Fire Drill in real time, would they want to log in to see this and to read Freud's award winning comebacks like, "Okay farook" and "5 guys mumbai?" No, they absolutely would not. Neither do the people with fully functioning brains. Maybe Freud should be "cut" and sent back to the minor leagues, like Flametruth for a full year.
Most of you lazy fucking dolts are killing this crappy forum from the inside out. Just because you paid a few coin doesn't absolve any of you for acting like fucking idiots.
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