Welcome to the Ass Box

[Bastard Factory]

What is the Ass Box?
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Ass Box is a magical place of wonder & mystery. A clever method of rehabilitating our members instead of banishment, it stands as a testament to a happy and functional forum environment.

Ass Box/Exile Rules:

1) The length of "exile" will be determined by a Mod on a case by case basis.
2) Exiled time periods range from 7, 14 or 30+ days.
3) Exiled members can only post in Ass Box.
4) Moderators may grant "holiday pardons".

If these RULES make you angry or sad, then it's likely the focus of your own inner demons and these are NOT the forums for you.

Feed The Trolls Daily

Want to get up-close to one of your favorites?

Forum guests can now connect with our exiled members like never before with a special opportunity to not only observe, but feed a self-obsessed, dead-eyed little narcissist.

First 100 daily guests will receive a Bad-Grammar Troll decoder ring.

Daily Activities​

• 8:45 a.m. - Hose down and naked humiliation ​
• 10 a.m. - Gallium Feeding.​
• 10:10 a.m. - UncleDilf Feeding​
• 10:30 a.m. - Gift Shop Opens - 20% off all cattle prods​
• 11 a.m. - Advanced Emasculation -

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  /realgrimm (classes full)​
• 11:30 a.m. - UncleDilf feeding - Trough C ​
• 12:30 p.m. - Trolls will be Trolls Awareness 101(open to all)​
• 1 p.m. - RAGE! Libel beatdown (open to all)​
• 2:15 - 2:18 p.m. - British English to American English Translation class​
• 3:30 p.m. - Gallium feeding II​
• 6 p.m. - 6 a.m. - Free for All​

Visitor Etiquette

To ensure your visit to the Meltdown /Ass Box Forums are both entertaining and uplifting, please follow the guidelines below. ​

• Feel free to disrespect any/all Melt'downers/Exiled members at will.
• Please remember that the ostracized are wild and possess all their natural instincts. You're a guest in their home. Some of them are super sensitive with feelings yet to exploit.
• Please bang on forum railings, cross moral barriers, throw anything into their threads, harass and call them out.
• Smoking is permitted.

 

[IRISH KAM]

Ya should of ABd SEMEN instead of rapin him with the Ban Hammer .

Who else will have a mental breakdown as bad as SEMEN , when he won WoTM for the umpteenth time .............

 

[UncleDiLF]

Why is Semen abnneded the whoreson?

We need someone to RIP OFF!!!

 

[Bastard Factory]

Transformation through education is a "permanent cure". - Xi Jinping

This inpatient rehabilitation program focuses on change; an attempt to teach our forum etiquette to troubled trollers. Members exiled for re education here have special needs and will be temporarily segregated to our infamous Ass Box.

Welcome to the Ass Box

Threadjacking Shit-posters​

 

[CorsetKat]

Get over it, he's not coming back.

Done.

Move on.

The Bees can have him, and MachineMan.

Maybe masterblaster will join them.

I can't take their bullshit.

 

[Gutterballs]

Oh no how tragic. Poor Dilf. How will he ever survive this? lol

You have might have pushed over the edge, he might quit the netz for good after he signs on to this. Than like the Day of the Dead, The Day Music Died, many others, that day will be know as the Day Dilf dieded. Good job BF.

As Kam well oh well shit happens.

 

[Gyroscope]

KAM gets fed twice a day? What a lardass.

 

[Seamajor]

Where is Wyldthing, Kiwigirl?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Where is Wyldthing, Kiwigirl?

HAA!!!

You pond scum. Do you miss your FORESKIN, semen???

 

[Grimmy]

Where is Wyldthing, Kiwigirl?

HAA!!!

You pond scum. Do you miss your FORESKIN, semen???

Is that you Execution_Style?

 

[realgrimm]

Is that you Execution_Style?

Nah diff entities, Last I seen EX was still playing in the kids pool, I sent a message a couple months back when he resurfaced but he went MIA again, so I'm done trying there

 

[Grimmy]

Is that you Execution_Style?

Nah diff entities, Last I seen EX was still playing in the kids pool, I sent a message a couple months back when he resurfaced but he went MIA again, so I'm done trying there

I just saw that he does all that stupid MeAT and so on I’m unpleasantly surprised to find at least 2 people post like that.

I met E_S on Ogrishforum, he stood out as a colossal fart knocker on a forum full of fat middle aged basement dwellers. An achievement of sorts I suppose.

 

[realgrimm]

Yes they all belong to the KISSY_MEATS crew

 

[Grimmy]

Yes they all belong to the KISSY_MEATS crew

What a crew to be a part of, what a time to be alive.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Kissy meATs!!!!

Let's meAT so we all can CUMpare our stiFF meATs!!!

HEy, Grimmy, you hype. I don't know you and actually I don't talk to hypes and starters!

But do me a favor! EXECUTION_STYLE was indeed last seen at OGRISSSSSHHHHHH Forum!!

Tell him, that BF is online again! And we are waiting for him!

Will ya?

Let'S meAT...hehe!!!

 

[Grimmy]

No I won’t if you want to talk to the retarded son of a whore that’s on you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

No I won’t if you want to talk to the retarded son of a whore that’s on you.

And who are you, you pathetic whoreson and cum sniffer?

Whats up with these newbies cumming here and dis respected veterans and World Champions ® ??

Grimmy??? There is only one real grim! And that is Realgrimm!!! You are a whoreson and sissy.

I decide to FART against your fat chump skull: PPPPPPRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

 

[Grimmy]

Your particular brand of inane bullshit bothers me very little so you keep on keeping you silly little man.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Your particular brand of inane bullshit bothers me very little so you keep on keeping you silly little man.

I won't make you famous here, little boy. I am respected and a veteran! I ruled the internet for a short period of time, son! So watch your mouth and do your homework, you sad little attention troll!

I pee on your neck!

 

[Grimmy]

Keep on keeping dolt.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Keep on keeping dolt.

You sound unfortunate and bitter :p

You pond scum!

Enjoy this nice block! LOL

 

[Grimmy]

Well thanks for your blessings.

Remember to breathe retard.

 

[offwidthe]

Get over it, he's not coming back.

Done.

Move on.

The Bees can have him, and MachineMan.

Maybe masterblaster will join them.

I can't take their bullshit.

Hahahaha, word!

 

[CorsetKat]

Hahahaha, word!

Off!

Is that you?!

Ah man, I'll need a pic of you naked in the fridge to prove it's you.

Missed you!

 

[offwidthe]

I gotta wait until it gets a bit darker here but yeah one fridge pic coming up just for you!

 

[offwidthe]

Missed you too homeslice! its been years.

 

[Seamajor]

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Ex is still around. Part of the kissy mears

 

[Seamajor]

Get over it, he's not coming back.

Done.

Move on.

The Bees can have him, and MachineMan.

Maybe masterblaster will join them.

I can't take their bullshit.

Hahahaha, word!

THE boss told me she never comes down here.

 

[CorsetKat]

Fuck you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Get over it, he's not coming back.

Done.

Move on.

The Bees can have him, and MachineMan.

Maybe masterblaster will join them.

I can't take their bullshit.

Hahahaha, word!

THE boss told me she never comes down here.

Remember when you once ATed your BOSSES LOGG, Semen?