What’s your dirtiest online secret?

Murdy

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I’ll go first....

I got really drunk one night on our former board Trollvalhalla with one of my favorite posters of all time WTF Chuck. Well, Chuck was my drinking buddy and things would get a little frisky via late night pm from time to time.

Well, I got shitfaced one night and I was on one of those I love you, mang kicks. I decided that since my tits were plastered all over the boards that I was going to memorialize this with something special. After I fell on my head, I went to bed. The next morning I had the worst hangover ever.

When I logged in the next day, Chuck referred to me as Cooter. He had never called me that before, so I was confused. I went in my pms and there it was. I had climbed up on my desk and took a screenshot of my no~no on my IMac and sent it to him. I knew Chuck was a respectable dude.... but he used it as my Messenger photo for like the next 5 years bwa hahahha that fucker!

#isurvivedvalhalla
 

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Got me beat lol.

Im newly single, not usually single, so my naughty time has come lol. Alas I have no stories of online kink.

Hhahahah "Cooter" hahaha. I have a Confederate face mask, that says "CootersPlace" on the side lol. Dukes of Hazzard thing lol.
 

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All I have is memories of this one girl PMing me pics of her "cooter" on the old CJ forum.

Blazor might remember her as AllwomanNC ... she did have a nice cooter tho.:Grin3:

I havent heard that name in a LONG time!!! I do remember the name though.
 
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Got me beat lol.

Im newly single, not usually single, so my naughty time has come lol. Alas I have no stories of online kink.

Hhahahah "Cooter" hahaha. I have a Confederate face mask, that says "CootersPlace" on the side lol. Dukes of Hazzard thing lol.

I would have totally caught the reference. That was my favorite show growing up.
 

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Mutual online forum masturbation while listening to Sade’s Smooth Operator...I was single! She was from New Orleans and she needed a pick-me-up after 2005 hurricane Kartrina disaster. Things got very juicy.
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eating a baby pigeon for $11 bet and posted the picture up only to get banned
 

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I’ll go first....

I got really drunk one night on our former board Trollvalhalla with one of my favorite posters of all time WTF Chuck. Well, Chuck was my drinking buddy and things would get a little frisky via late night pm from time to time.

Well, I got shitfaced one night and I was on one of those I love you, mang kicks. I decided that since my tits were plastered all over the boards that I was going to memorialize this with something special. After I fell on my head, I went to bed. The next morning I had the worst hangover ever.

When I logged in the next day, Chuck referred to me as Cooter. He had never called me that before, so I was confused. I went in my pms and there it was. I had climbed up on my desk and took a screenshot of my no~no on my IMac and sent it to him. I knew Chuck was a respectable dude.... but he used it as my Messenger photo for like the next 5 years bwa hahahha that fucker!

#isurvivedvalhalla
Didn't you fall from the table too?
 

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I’ll go first....

I got really drunk one night on our former board Trollvalhalla with one of my favorite posters of all time WTF Chuck. Well, Chuck was my drinking buddy and things would get a little frisky via late night pm from time to time.

Well, I got shitfaced one night and I was on one of those I love you, mang kicks. I decided that since my tits were plastered all over the boards that I was going to memorialize this with something special. After I fell on my head, I went to bed. The next morning I had the worst hangover ever.

When I logged in the next day, Chuck referred to me as Cooter. He had never called me that before, so I was confused. I went in my pms and there it was. I had climbed up on my desk and took a screenshot of my no~no on my IMac and sent it to him. I knew Chuck was a respectable dude.... but he used it as my Messenger photo for like the next 5 years bwa hahahha that fucker!

#isurvivedvalhalla

Now *that* is funny!!!
 

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A bit over 10 years ago now, I was on a forum which was just general chat and I told the forum I was just starting out to be able to adjust and or crop photos to improve their quality... Not to photoshop standards, I might add.

So I did post just some normal regular photos that I had 'adjusted' using mainly either MS Paint or Paint Shop Pro.

Only just after this I get a PM asking me if I would fix some photos of one of the girl posters who husband had taken some nice digital photos but they needed fixing and could I send here my email address to her so she could send me the photos she had.

So I gave her my email address and she sent me about 10 or more photos she wanted to be fixed and these were photos of her completely [yes] naked, but some were too bright and some were too dark and some had her husband's feet in the photos on close-ups and they did not even know how to crop a photo let alone adjust them.

This woman, I might add, was a 99 out of 10 in the computer rating scale of being beautiful woman.

So I started out on the photos when I get another email from her telling me if I were to post any of these photos anywhere or send them to another person she would kill me.

She was a nurse so she was probably able to do the hit.

It took me a couple of weeks to fix the photos and I emailed them back to her and then based on her threat to kill me so I put all the photos in the Recycle Bin and hit delete.

Does this make the cut for a dirty online secret ...?

Also, does anyone here ever regretted making a decision in haste.

Just note, she did email me later on to tell me she was very happy with the photos.✔

chew the fat ...
 

chew the fat

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Right, I just thought of another little incident that involved some fun and games ... again ...

I joined a forum with lots of jokes and stuff that had a section with nude girls.

I promise I was only there for the jokes.

So as things turned out, I couldn't resist the temptation of a certain girl so she asked me for my email address in a PM, so things could get a bit more personal.

The number of photos she was sending me, I almost needed a social secretary to run my email for me and keep tabs on the incoming mail.

A few weeks go past and I'm thinking how cool is this when it appeared that in some of her photos there was the 'typical porn shot' in them, which was a cum shot across her lovely chest.

I almost had to start a new email address with little adventure.

You know, it ain't easy to unload a persistent [but attractive] woman ...

The moral of this scenario is, don't join a forum that allows PM's ... ✔

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I cybered a few times with a pillar of this community.

She'll never fess up to it, though.
 

chew the fat

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One night I went out and let's just say it was a very big night as I got stuck drinking with some tourists or something ...

I went home and threw up in a garden bed because I had the flu I think, and a tomato bush came up later on right where I heaved ...

Christ, I was sick ... fucking tourists ... I'm not going drinking again ever ...

Until tomorrow night, at least ... :WFT:
 

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Did you pray to the toilet God and promise not to drink again - - - - - -