What video games did you play on your very first computer?

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I got my first PC back in late '93, just in time for the Doom Episode 1 shareware download.

During those first couple of years, I also played Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure, Wolfenstein, Lemmings, Commander Keen, Full Throttle, Grim Fandango, Doom II, Rise of the Triad, Myst (some of which have now recently been ported to the Xbox One), Riven, Tomb Raider, and tons of shareware games taken from computer magazine CD-ROMs.

Ah, the good ol' days when a Pentium 486 DX II, 66 Mhz machine, with a 2x optical drive, 2 MBs of RAM, a 60 MB hard drive, floppy disk drives, and a SoundBlaster card could run the world.
 

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Farmers Daughter and Leasure Suit Larry on Commodore 64


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The farmer's daughter is the eternal complement to the traveling salesman in American folklore and humour, practically Jungian archetypes licking their lips and circling each other warily while trying to figure out how to avoid the shotgun wedding neither party wants their hot-blooded fling to result in.

Your car broken down near a farm in the middle of nowhere, now you are thrust into the joke and things are a lot less funny when it's your ass on the line. Not only do you have to navigate around the ornery farmer and his itchy boomstick finger, but your travails are complicated by elements hitherto untapped in the shaggiest dog telling of the joke -- two inbred hick brothers straight out of Deliverance and a mean farm dog with an appetite for sausage. All that plus you're working against the clock, the minutes ticking away until the garage comes to tow your vehicle and remove you from this den of the dangerous temptation you can't quite permit yourself to forego.

Fortunately, the farm is full of nooks and crannies, well-stocked with all the objects you will need to use to distract or disable your obstructing antagonists... unfortunately, coordinating their movements will prove such a labyrinthine process that the game player is guaranteed to die a dozen deaths before eventually determining the convoluted route to this joke's eternal punchline.
 

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Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards is a graphic adventure game originally released in 1987 as the first part of the Leisure Suit Larry series. Originally developed for the PC DOS and the Apple II, it was later ported to other platforms such as the Amiga, Atari ST, Apple IIGS, Apple Macintosh and the TRS-80 Color Computer. It utilizes the Adventure Game Interpreter (AGI) engine made famous by King's Quest: Quest for the Crown.
The game's story follows a middle-aged male virgin named Larry Laffer as he desperately tries to 'get lucky' in the fictional American city of Lost Wages. Land of the Lounge Lizards establishes several elements which recur in the later Larry games, including Larry's campy attire, perpetual bad luck with women, and penchant for double-entendres. The story and basic structure of the game are lifted from Softporn Adventure, a 1981 Apple II text adventure.
Despite a lack of advertising, the game was a sleeper hit and a commercial and critical success. Sierra developed and published a remake that used the Sierra's Creative Interpreter (SCI) engine with 256 colors and a point-and-click, icon-driven (as opposed to text-based) user interface, released for the PC DOS, Apple Macintosh and Amiga in 1991. A second, high-definition remake/reboot, titled Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded, was developed by N-Fusion Interactive working with series' creator Al Lowe and published by Replay Games in 2013.
Larry Laffer is a 38-year-old (40-year-old in the 1991 remake) 'loser' who lives in his mother's basement and has not yet lost his virginity. Having grown weary of his lonely existence, he decides to visit the resort city of Lost Wages (a parody of 'Las Vegas') hoping to experience what he has not lived before, and to finally find the woman of his dreams. Larry starts with nothing but an out-of-style 1970s disco-era leisure suit and $94 in his pocket. His quest involves four possible women: a nameless, seedy-looking sex worker; Fawn, a club-goer of low moral fiber; Faith, a receptionist who (true to her name) is faithful to her boyfriend; and Eve, a bathing beauty and Larry's ultimate goal.
The game begins outside a bar in Lost Wages. Players are given seven real-time hours (eight in the 1991 remake) to complete the game, at which point a despairing Larry commits suicide, resulting in game over. Players control Larry's movements with the directional keys and by inputing commands into a text parser (e.g. 'talk to man', 'open window', etc.). If Larry is too far away from a person or object to comply, or if the command is invalid, a caution message appears with hints on what to do.
The city consists of five areas: Lefty's Bar, a hotel casino, a 24-hour wedding chapel, a discothèque, and a convenience store. The player can walk between areas that are next to each other, but other areas can only be accessed by hailing a taxi, which costs the player money; failure to do so results in Larry being mugged or hit by oncoming traffic. During the early stages of the game, Larry can survive most premature deaths. In the original release, a compartment opens beneath Larry's body and takes him to a laboratory where heroes from Sierra's computer games—such as King's Quest—are re-assembled; in the remake, Larry's remains are instead thrown inside a blender and reformed.
A prostitute is available as soon as the game starts. Should Larry have intercourse with her, he will contract a sexually-transmitted disease and die shortly thereafter. This fate may be avoided by buying a condom at the convenience store. Larry questions the validity of losing his virginity to a prostitute, but the game resumes without a time limit.
Larry's interactions with key women are accompanied by a detailed image of whomever he is speaking with, unlike other non-player characters. With the exception of the prostitute, each of the women shun Larry at first, but respond favorably to gifts of varying sorts. Although it is not possible to woo all of the women, giving gifts is needed to advance to the game's final area, the hotel penthouse. To this end, money is essential to advance through the game. The only available method of augmenting Larry's funds is to gamble in the casino, playing blackjack and slots.
 
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On my own personal computer? I guess that would've been a Commode 64 that I had as a kid, although my elementary school had Apple PC's that I could use (Logo, Carmen Sandiego, etc.), before most people owned a PC at home. Atari and Coleco consoles were also common, but that's not really a PC I suppose.

I can't really remember the first game I played on my Commode 64. Test Drive comes to mind. I liked Airborne Ranger also, so that may have been one of the first few anyhow. Most games then were cracked, so it was easy to bootleg them with friends, so it's hard to remember what order you got your illegal copies in.
 

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I got my first PC back in late '93, just in time for the Doom Episode 1 shareware download.

During those first couple of years, I also played Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure, Wolfenstein, Lemmings, Commander Keen, Full Throttle, Grim Fandango, Doom II, Rise of the Triad, Myst (some of which have now recently been ported to the Xbox One), Riven, Tomb Raider, and tons of shareware games taken from computer magazine CD-ROMs.

Ah, the good ol' days when a Pentium 486 DX II, 66 Mhz machine, with a 2x optical drive, 2 MBs of RAM, a 60 MB hard drive, floppy disk drives, and a SoundBlaster card could run the world.

A quick FYI, the i486DX2 processor is a predecessor to the Pentium. You would not find them on the same motherboard.
 

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My first computer was an Atari 130XE.

Frogger, River Raid, Pitfall, Defender, Dig Dug, Joust, Donkey Kong, Archon, Koronis Rift, Blue Max, Blue Max 2001, Lode Runner, Boulder Dash, Moon Patrol, The Seven Cities of Gold, Karateka, Bruce Lee, Ballblazer, The Great American Cross-Country Road Race, etc.

I played a tonne of games on that machine.

Three of the most memorable are Wizard's Crown, The Eternal Dagger, and Autoduel; all RPG games.
 

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On my own personal computer? I guess that would've been a Commode 64 that I had as a kid, although my elementary school had Apple PC's that I could use (Logo, Carmen Sandiego, etc.), before most people owned a PC at home. Atari and Coleco consoles were also common, but that's not really a PC I suppose.

I can't really remember the first game I played on my Commode 64. Test Drive comes to mind. I liked Airborne Ranger also, so that may have been one of the first few anyhow. Most games then were cracked, so it was easy to bootleg them with friends, so it's hard to remember what order you got your illegal copies in.

Retro computers can be very expensive.

The Amiga 4000 sells for $3000.
 

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My first comp;


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Do you still have it?

Sells for $1500 where I live.

But the Amiga 4000 is king.

I think the UK has a retro store or 2 for Amiga fans where they sell parts supplies & computers
 

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I think it's in the loft at my ma's house, I'm not sure.

I'd like to get hold of an Amiga 4000.

Trouble is they're so expensive and the price of a fast mac or PC these days

There's also Amiga emulators that work on PC'S and some Macs so you can play the old games.

However I don't think they have the full functionality of an actual Amiga PC. For example on the Mac the sound doesn't work. The PC emulator might be better tho.

Have to find the links for these resources.
 
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A quick FYI, the i486DX2 processor is a predecessor to the Pentium. You would not find them on the same motherboard.

Thanks, man. I should've said Intel 486. 'Twas so long ago now. I remember the games more than the tin can what run 'em.
 

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My first PC was an Itautec IBM clone, assembled in Brazoo.

8 Mhz, 640 kb RAM, 360 Kb floppy, EGA screen (16 shades of gray as they said) 30 Mb disk

I played many games on it, but the most memorable were Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (the first one they released, action one, 1989)

Test Drive I and II

Lemmings

Simcity

Alley Cat

Prince of Persia

Karateka

Stunts

Zaxxon

Secret of the Monkey Island

Maniac Mansion

Back in those days, games were like "currency" and getting a new one involved having to making friendships with weird kids and then convincing their dads to let you use the PC to copy them.

I remember Prince of Persia was reaaaaaaally hard to get, a friend of a friend had bought it in a games fair in São Paulo, no one else had it. It had been featured on a news program as a "very realistic" game because of the lifelike movements of the characters and the 3D appearance. I had to give Lemmings, Stunts and Simcity in exchange, besides having to sneak in his home in the middle of the afternoon while his dad was working, using my own PC keys to unlock the keyboard and using attrib +H to hide the new games in his computer

LOL good times
 

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I got my first PC back in late '93, just in time for the Doom Episode 1 shareware download.

During those first couple of years, I also played Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure, Wolfenstein, Lemmings, Commander Keen, Full Throttle, Grim Fandango, Doom II, Rise of the Triad, Myst (some of which have now recently been ported to the Xbox One), Riven, Tomb Raider, and tons of shareware games taken from computer magazine CD-ROMs.

Ah, the good ol' days when a Pentium 486 DX II, 66 Mhz machine, with a 2x optical drive, 2 MBs of RAM, a 60 MB hard drive, floppy disk drives, and a SoundBlaster card could run the world.

Full Throttle, damn, that game was fucking awesome. I'd had never beaten it if I hadn't used a walkthrough in a games magazine to solve the parts were I got stuck, like when you had to use the rabbit to blow the landmines

My 2nd PC was a 486 DX-100, they had a huge drop in price after the Pentium was released and I managed to buy one with the money I was making in my first job, took me 14 months to pay the loan my mom gave me, but I never cared, I didn't have time to spend money with a beast like that in my room LOL

Played the Dooms, Heretic, Descent, Monkey Island II and III, Day of the Tentacle, the Indiana Jones Adventures, Need for Speed, Quarantine, Out of this World, Vikings and so many more.

With only 8 megs of RAM, building config.sys and autoexec.bat to fiddle with extended and base memory was a real pain in the ass. Doom II was a good example. To make it run with full sound, I had to disable the mouse driver.

Myst was also problematic and I remember it constantly froze when the guy was in the boat and got the first demon in the middle of the lake. I could never pass beyond that point.
 
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Damn! Prince of Persia! Forgot about that one! I spent days on that one and then kept coming back to it. Even today, I'm still a fan of the franchise (minus that execrable Hollywood POS starring Jake Gyllenhaal).

And, yes, Secret of Monkey Island, too. Because of my infatuation with Myst, I became a sucker for "point-and-click" adventure games (Schizm, The Journeyman Project, etc.). Monkey Island was right up there with the best of them.

I forgot: another DOS game I used to play in those early PC days was Jazz Jackrabbit, a title that was part of an endless parade of 2D action side-scrollers so prevalent at the time.

 

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....gotta keep them old computers around Blurt!

Otherwise how are you gonna play them old games eh?
 
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Sheeit! I'd forgotten about the endless tweaking of the config.sys and autoexec.bat files required to run some of these games. Fuck, that sucked!
 

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You can run those old Windows operating systems on a Mac using Parallels or Virtual PC. Windows 98 2000.

I'm running Windows 10 on a Mac & it runs perfectly. Really high end software too like Autocad and 3D studio max. That's very impressive and was surely the product of a programmer who was a genius to make it work on a Mac like that.
 
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....gotta keep them old computers around Blurt!

Otherwise how are you gonna play them old games eh?
Nah, Joe.

I've held on to some of the original games (in their original packaging) but not to the machines themselves. Inevitably, these titles are being reintroduced or ported to the current crop of consoles to slake the thirst of Boomers (and near-Boomers such as myself) who hanker after anything other than yet another Call of Duty title or clone.

Speaking of FPS glory titles, I was introduced early on ('97? '98?) to Half Life. My first experiences on a commercial LAN (in a brick-and-mortar environment) were with this title's add-ons and extensions.
 

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Sheeit! I'd forgotten about the endless tweaking of the config.sys and autoexec.bat files required to run some of these games. Fuck, that sucked!
Right?

I remember I had a floppy with a bunch of them, so I didn't have to make a new one or alter them anymore.

The CDROM drivers took a lot of space, so I usually booted without them and that worked for many games

But for Myst, for example, I had to sacrifice sound to make it work, because it ran only from the CD

LOL that's not really a game, but this also was a lot of fun for me back then.

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You can run those old Windows operating systems on a Mac using Parallels or Virtual PC. Windows 98 2000.

I'm running Windows 10 on a Mac & it runs perfectly. Really high end software too like Autocad and 3D studio max. That's very impressive and was surely the product of a programmer who was a genius to make it work on a Mac like that.

Games, Joe. Games.

Stay with the tour.
 
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Dammit, Rancy! I forgot about Duke Nukem, too! That one was a total blast!
 

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I like watching those YT channels about old computers, a lot of good nostalgia there

Like Lazy Game Reviews, they have a video where Clint unbox a Creative Multimedia Kit, the one with the SoundBlaster 16, that's the same one I got with my 486. Ultima VIII, Wing Commander, so many good memories.

Fiddling with all those new tools in Windows 3.1, like sound recording, face morphing and those awesome virtual stereo racks, I waste soooo many hours on those.

LOL before the MP3 coded was created, trying to copy a CD to the HD only to see in horror that it took 300 megs in WAV files
 

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Sheeit! I'd forgotten about the endless tweaking of the config.sys and autoexec.bat files required to run some of these games. Fuck, that sucked!
Right?

I remember I had a floppy with a bunch of them, so I didn't have to make a new one or alter them anymore.

The CDROM drivers took a lot of space, so I usually booted without them and that worked for many games

But for Myst, for example, I had to sacrifice sound to make it work, because it ran only from the CD

LOL that's not really a game, but this also was a lot of fun for me back then.

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A lot of people aren't interested in video games.

But one strength I see in them is the techniques used by game programmers can create very dynamic lookING interfaces for just about anything. Ie - sales presentations, even library catalogues. The most mundane tasks can be enhanced visually with these interfaces.
 

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You can run those old Windows operating systems on a Mac using Parallels or Virtual PC. Windows 98 2000.

I'm running Windows 10 on a Mac & it runs perfectly. Really high end software too like Autocad and 3D studio max. That's very impressive and was surely the product of a programmer who was a genius to make it work on a Mac like that.

Games, Joe. Games.

Stay with the tour.

Yeah.

Can run all these PC games on my mac.

Don't know if I got a powerful enough video card tho.

What kinda video card do you have Blurt?

Or do you just use a game console now?
 

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Dammit, Rancy! I forgot about Duke Nukem, too! That one was a total blast!

It was the only DN I could play in my 486, I remember getting a copy of the FPS from a friend who had a Pentium, but it was way too slow to be fun, I'd say like 10 fps or so, very frustrating.

I think the best game I had running on my DX was Full Throttle, kinda slow, but since it was point and click, it wasn't a big problem.

I only managed to play it on the 3rd PC I had, when I was already living in the US. I went into the today defunct CompUSA with 1000 bucks, very first money I had saved. Like a kid in a candy store. I got a cart and had a ton of fun walking all those aisles, all those PC parts, I had never seen something like that in Brazil, computer stores here had very little hardware in stock, usually only HDs and printers. To get a computer you'd have to wait sometimes a month, so they could order it from someone who brought them from Paraguay, wait for them to assemble it and then deliver. My very first one, the XT, was bought by my dad as a sort of "layaway", they were very expensive here, the price of a used car.