What would you do if.....

Oliver Shagnasty

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In this thread a poster will ask a "what would you do if" scenario and the next poster will answer and ask another.
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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What would you do if your spouse/long term partner cheated on you with your best friend?
 

Vile_Vixen

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#3
Walk the fuck away from both of them......they deserve each other.



What would you do if you noticed a coworker taking time off that they were not submitting to HR and therefore not being docked for?
 

Krieg

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Leave it to HR to find out and make sur emy own ass is covered. No one likes a snitch at work.

What would you do if you found a briefcase filled with $100 bills and cocaine?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#5
Take the money and run leave the coke.

What would you do if an elderly gentleman grabbed your crotch area in public but no one else noticed?
 

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#6
Give Grandpa a slap.. no means no and I never gave consent.

What would you do if your best friend came over for dinner and they surprise you by bringing someone you loathe with them?
 

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#7
Been there. Told them both to leave. I have no problem being rude when necessary.


What would you do if there was a stranger standing on the road in front of your home, just staring at your house, for hours?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#8
Walk out there and confront them.

What would you do if you were at a restaurant and seen one of the cooks spit in someone's food?
 

WarPig

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I can't stand underhanded shit like that, I'd make a huge scene, making sure the manager and all the customers knew what the faggot did.

You're running a little late for work, its getting dark, and you pass an elderly lady broke down on the side of the road. What do you do?
 

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Stop and help the elderly lady.

You are at the store and see someone pocket an item and walk out without paying for it, no one else notices, what do you do?
 

Vile_Vixen

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#11
Run them over with my car.....hope no one notices :Grin3:

You sneeze and shit your pants while at the movies....what do you do?
 

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Eat my ice cream sitting in my own squelch.


You see someone being chased by the police and they stash a bag of money under a parked car before running on , they all run out of sight ?
 

Vile_Vixen

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#13
Grab that bag and gtfo of there......



You see someone abusing an animal
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#14
Kick their fucking ass.

You see a real UFO but can't manage to film it but you know what you seen. Do you tell anybody?
 

Swamp-Duck

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See if they want to try it on my dog !

You do a poo and the bog is full of maggots ?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#17
Consult a physician immediately.

You're about to have sex and you or your partner can't achieve an erection.
 

TheHaze

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Wrap my junk with duck tape- - - - - - -

You buy something and pay and where you get to your car notice they didn't charge you enouth- - - - - - - -
 

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I'd realize instantly I was in a parallel dimension, I don't own a car so I'd hide and make sure to elude my evil doppelganger ..

what would you do if you suddenly got amnesia woke up next to some rare species of platypus in a Calcutta shed?
 

Oliver Shagnasty

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#20
Make the best of it that I could.

What would you do if you woke up naked next to another naked dead bloody person and you have a knife in your hand and your in a hotel?
 
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