What's the longest you've gone without Showering?

Fred Jones

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What's the longest you've gone without Showering and why?

Us poor people try to avoiding using water. So what I do is some old tricks. Fill up the sink with soap and water and just wash yourself off like that. Put dryer sheets in your pockets. Spray air freshener in your shoes. All kinds of things you can do.
 

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Two weeks while I was in prison, showers stank of piss and I was eventually allowed to decontaminate them myself with bleach and a pressure washer! Left a sign saying “piss in your toilet you fucking smelly cunts”! Still there today I believe...
 

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One week while on a remote camping trip.
 

Iggy McLulz

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Two weeks while I was in prison, showers stank of piss and I was eventually allowed to decontaminate them myself with bleach and a pressure washer! Left a sign saying “piss in your toilet you fucking smelly cunts”! Still there today I believe...
wow wtf don’t they make the inmates clean every day? When I did time you had to take a shower at least every other day or have your privileges taken away.
 

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Two weeks while I was in prison, showers stank of piss and I was eventually allowed to decontaminate them myself with bleach and a pressure washer! Left a sign saying “piss in your toilet you fucking smelly cunts”! Still there today I believe...
wow wtf don’t they make the inmates clean every day? When I did time you had to take a shower at least every other day or have your privileges taken away.
I used the bath, baths was in separate cubicles and you could lock it, have a little time alone, I lit a joint once and started to relax, coughed and it went in the water, took me ages to dry it out.
 

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Few days while camping but washed in the beach so wasn’t so bad
 

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Two weeks while I was in prison, showers stank of piss and I was eventually allowed to decontaminate them myself with bleach and a pressure washer! Left a sign saying “piss in your toilet you fucking smelly cunts”! Still there today I believe...
wow wtf don’t they make the inmates clean every day? When I did time you had to take a shower at least every other day or have your privileges taken away.
There was communal showers there... I ended up at Barlinnie as a pass man in the protection Hall, ex sex offenders and people who owed a debt to someone... I used to get heroin for free and exchange it for noodles and fruit haha no joke and I cleaned the showers every day because I could... All true
 

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Disgusting. You people need to rounded up and caged. Hosting sickness to a mass population should be watched and it starts on this board.
People like you all are the reason we have mumps, measles and TB are back in my bordering states.
I prefer to not associate with anyone under a certain look or pay grade per say. Called standards.
 

SHAMPAIN

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Disgusting. You people need to rounded up and caged. Hosting sickness to a mass population should be watched and it starts on this board.
People like you all are the reason we have mumps, measles and TB are back in my bordering states.
I prefer to not associate with anyone under a certain look or pay grade per say. Called standards.
Let’s hope you never go to prison for fraud..
 

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As of today, 16 days. Part depression, part European upbringing. Do I stink? Not until the Goddess says so. Everyone else can kiss my entire disgusting toxic ass.
 

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Disgusting. You people need to rounded up and caged. Hosting sickness to a mass population should be watched and it starts on this board.
People like you all are the reason we have mumps, measles and TB are back in my bordering states.
I prefer to not associate with anyone under a certain look or pay grade per say. Called standards.
Fuck off elsewhere then, and when you get there fuck off again.
 

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As of today, 16 days. Part depression, part European upbringing. Do I stink? Not until the Goddess says so. Everyone else can kiss my entire disgusting toxic ass.
Running your own cheese factory aye
 

Damaged Maven

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Cut but still oozing man flavor.
 

Jeannie

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As of today, 16 days. Part depression, part European upbringing. Do I stink? Not until the Goddess says so. Everyone else can kiss my entire disgusting toxic ass.
 

TheHaze

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Disgusting. You people need to rounded up and caged. Hosting sickness to a mass population should be watched and it starts on this board.
People like you all are the reason we have mumps, measles and TB are back in my bordering states.
I prefer to not associate with anyone under a certain look or pay grade per say. Called standards.
Go back to Asia where the people piss and shit in the street and never brush there teeth and the women's pussy smell like dead baby's - - - - - -

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Damaged Maven

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Disgusting. You people need to rounded up and caged. Hosting sickness to a mass population should be watched and it starts on this board.
People like you all are the reason we have mumps, measles and TB are back in my bordering states.
I prefer to not associate with anyone under a certain look or pay grade per say. Called standards.
Go back to Asia where the people piss and shit in the street and never brush there teeth and the women's pussy smell like dead baby's - - - - - -

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I knew a guy like you. Delton was his name, mixed Indian heritage from Texas. He quit a job we worked because there were some Vietnamese welders on site. He hated Vietnam people because of experience in that stupid war. But he kept his piece to himself and didn't resort to baseless bullshit.