When did you make your first million?

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Hello assholes. you maybe wondering what exactly my problem is? I am a big time gamer in the real estate market. I speculate and consolidate my property wins and losses into pure profit. At the moment I'm managing several companies, so I pop in and out of here as time permits. I have a rather large 4 story limestone mansion here in an exclusive part of NYC. I have a loving family and a doting butler and a live in cook named Ms. Nina. My secretary had 4 degrees and could speak 7 languages. Amazing woman.

Anyways, you broke bastard douchebags just keep scratching those tickets with your dirty pennies.

 

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Can I rent your forehead for an upcoming Circus circle jerk ...what is it ?? maybe 2.1 acres ?
 

TheHaze

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Can I rent your forehead for an upcoming Circus circle jerk ...what is it ?? maybe 2.1 acres ?
I think this guy is more full of shit than even you !

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Haahahahahaa Thanks man (: Remember Charlie, Tic tacs can be your best friend
 

Ice

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You are rich but live in a shithole city.

I am not rich but live in Gods country.

Sorry Bud but I wouldn't trade lives with you at all.

 

Damaged Maven

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Rich? No, 7 figures ain't exactly rich, but I do what I want any time I want, and I make sure the Goddess and the animals are fed. And my shithole city has fish.
 

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Forehead my left nut. That's a fiver at least.
 

TheHaze

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Fact is that most of the people who brag about what they have in fact don't have SHIT !

PS-True story - - - - - - - -:StaleStory:
 

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This guy's an ALT meant to stir up reaction to his fanciful ways lol like that gimp Dillpf and his 'Iphone pride' bit


... Le yawnnn
 

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Fact is that most of the people who brag about what they have in fact don't have SHIT !

PS-True story - - - - - - - -:StaleStory:
^^^ # FACTS ^^^
I have shit, hopefully enough shit to take care of the Goddess for a few years after I stroke out and a few shekels for the daugter and grandbaby. Am I rich? Not in any sense. Am I comfortable? I can afford a suite with a view of the fountain fireworks from the Marriott tomorrow, comped from a friend. And maybe a bottle of nice wine and a laced caramel. Rich is what you do, not what you have.
 

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Driving through Atlanta, 285, I passed a Kia, maybe 1997, with TV screens pointing right and rear and displaying really ugly porn. And a highway cruiser following at speed right behind.
 

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Flipping houses in the Bay Area in the 80$
 

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Hello assholes. you maybe wondering what exactly my problem is? I am a big time gamer in the real estate market. I speculate and consolidate my property wins and losses into pure profit. At the moment I'm managing several companies, so I pop in and out of here as time permits. I have a rather large 4 story limestone mansion here in an exclusive part of NYC. I have a loving family and a doting butler and a live in cook named Ms. Nina. My secretary had 4 degrees and could speak 7 languages. Amazing woman.

Anyways, you broke bastard douchebags just keep scratching those tickets with your dirty pennies.

Give me a job, my current one is pissing me off!
 
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