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Blurt

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Bad jokes, silly puns, stand up career-killers... post 'em here.

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Three-legged dog walks into a saloon, goes up to the bar, tells the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

The soldier who survived attacks of mustard gas and pepper spray is now well-seasoned.

Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

UncleDiLF and Aryan walk into a Starbucks, DiLF's treat. DiLF buys a Tall Flat White for himself and gets Aryan a Grande.
 

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why do's some fish swim in saltwater ?

pepper makes the sneeze :Happy5:
 

Jeannie

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whats the difference between a ruble and a dollar?







a dollar :LOL3:
 

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whats green and goes 30 miles an hour ?
a frog in a blender
 

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whats the fastest land mammal

an african kid with dilfy behind 'em :LOL3::LOL3:
 

Breakfall

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Q: What’s the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde?

A: A female blonde generally has a higher sperm count.

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