My Grandpa Shoes

[Lily]

Does he realize that wearing beige orthopedic velcro shoes is like shoving a cactus grenade in his butt pussy?

I'm betting the helmet has velcro straps as well.

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah yeah....the helmet....velcro....blah blah blah



You.

Do not.

Even recognize.

Trail running.

Shoes.

When you see.

Them.

Fat @Lily.

You sloth.

 

[X]

Who are you talking about?

Not me.

I have never owned a pair of shoes with velcro.

It is so sad that you need to make up stories to try to make yourself feel better about being called out for being a pathetic "shoe collector".

It is the funniest thing to think a 5 foot nothing chunky broad collects basketball shoes!!!

Dream on, you dwarf!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

I bet you have a lot of hats tho AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

How the FUCK did this thread get so many replies

That is the million dollar question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire with no lifelines left.

 

[The Prowler]

I bet you have a lot of hats tho AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just bought 4 game hats (for baseball season) and was given 2 umpire hats (for baseball season).

I could take pictures, but then everyone would have to endure people like Fat @Lily and Massive @Murdy going off on how my hat attire is not dope.

 

[cw_]

A lot of people here are into foot fashion.

Update: I just bought a pair of slides.
This is what the right one looks like -

 

[The Prowler]

Update: I just bought a pair of slides.
This is what the right one looks like -

I usually only wear slides in my backyard because they are quick to put on and also if I step in dog poop I can just hose them down.

 

[Murdy]

I'm betting the helmet has velcro straps as well.

For his safety and goggles for eyeball protection…. When he farts, a blast of jizz and broken condom pieces is shart blasted into the atmosphere and no one within a 2 mile radius is safe.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

 

[X]

I usually only wear slides in my backyard because they are quick to put on and also if I step in dog poop I can just hose them down.

Around our parts we pick up after dogs, I always heard people in your neck of the woods are dirty, I bet you BBQ amongst loGS of dog shit

 

[The Prowler]

Around our parts we pick up after dogs, I always heard people in your neck of the woods are dirty, I bet you BBQ amongst loGS of dog shit

Ha! My dog has the freedom to go in and out for most of the day. Nobody is going to watch him the entire time he is in the backyard, so he might just poop unsupervised. When we see it, we pick it up and dispose of it.

Our BBQ is on the large section of our back deck ...12'x15'...it is a long way from the grass where my dog poops.

 

[X]

Ha! My dog has the freedom to go in and out for most of the day. Nobody is going to watch him the entire time he is in the backyard, so he might just poop unsupervised. When we see it, we pick it up and dispose of it.

Our BBQ is on the large section of our back deck ...12'x15'...it is a long way from the grass where my dog poops.

I’d have it far away as well if all I could smell is dog shit instead of the brickettes burnin away .ive heard tho people in Hamilton are even dirtier than you guys there

 

[Kingoffrogs]

A lot of people here are into foot fashion.

You mean foot fetish?

 

[X]

You mean foot fetish?

Oi KOF
Are you team Dilf or team Weeg
Dilf is Biden and Weeg is an even moar retarded trump

 

[BrothaSwilf]

Ha! My dog has the freedom to go in and out for most of the day. Nobody is going to watch him the entire time he is in the backyard, so he might just poop unsupervised. When we see it, we pick it up and dispose of it.

Our BBQ is on the large section of our back deck ...12'x15'...it is a long way from the grass where my dog poops.

where the fuck are your dogs rights? you don't allow your dog to use a toilet? do you poop outside? your dog is your best friend so allow him to use the fucking toilet! you can flush for your dog can you not? what kind of family you got there boi?

 

[The Prowler]

I’d have it far away as well if all I could smell is dog shit instead of the brickettes burnin away .ive heard tho people in Hamilton are even dirtier than you guys there

Haha!! It is funny that you are trying to pretend that the GTA is not the nastiest place in the province.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

Haha!! It is funny that you are trying to pretend that the GTA is not the nastiest place in the province.

GTA is not a single flaw to it. Its perfection. God bless it all

 

[The Prowler]

where the fuck are your dogs rights?

We treat out dog better than @Murdy's fat boyfriend and @Lily's pretend "partner" treat their bitches.

you don't allow your dog to use a toilet?

He is welcome to use the toilet. Our house has four toilets. Only two people and four toilets! It would not make sense to restrict the usage to only humans.

do you poop outside?

Sometimes. Mainly when camping.

your dog is your best friend so allow him to use the fucking toilet!

I will remind him that it is okay.

you can flush for your dog can you not?

My dog could flush the toilet. He does the dishes and mows the lawn.

what kind of family you got there boi?

My family is the envy of Flametown.

 

[X]

Haha!! It is funny that you are trying to pretend that the GTA is not the nastiest place in the province.

Bro, come to my backyard, all the ribs you can eat and ZERO DOG SHIT, Hamilton and your zone are notorious for being filthy places

 

[The Prowler]

GTA is not a single flaw to it. Its perfection. God bless it all

If I go East of Guelph Line I need a 20 minute hot shower when I get home.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

If I go East of Guelph Line I need a 20 minute hot shower when I get home.

i don't want to know anything about you and when you need a shower. quite frankly you smell pretty shitty from here

 

[The Prowler]

i don't want to know anything about you and when you need a shower. quite frankly you smell pretty shitty from here

You might want to remove your nose from my bunghole.

 

[BrothaSwilf]

You might want to remove your nose from my bunghole.

you wish i was eating your ass out right now but i'd take a chainsaw to it first

 

[X]

Apparently prowlers boyfriend lives 20 minutes East of Guelph line LMFAO

 

[X]

Gets so sticky needs a hot shower LOL

 

[The Prowler]

X....that was way too complicated a flame for you to pull off.

Even with two messages, it made no sense.

 

[X]

X....that was way too complicated a flame for you to pull off.

Even with two messages, it made no sense.

You’re just bald, which makes you stoopid, it went over your shelaqed head

 

[The Prowler]

You’re just bald, which makes you stoopid, it went over your shelaqed head

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That X, is disappointing.

 

[X]

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That X, is disappointing.

So is being a supposedly athletic male, whose bald AHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAA

 

[Kingoffrogs]

Oi KOF
Are you team Dilf or team Weeg
Dilf is Biden and Weeg is an even moar retarded trump

I'm team KoF