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Seriously tho… How can anyone get mad at our booger flicking resident Jesus? 
Who are you here for?
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Seriously tho… How can anyone get mad at our booger flicking resident Jesus?
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Yeah but Gary probably does indeed have a Kitchen. Stubby has the mop closet @ McDonalds
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Seriously tho… How can anyone get mad at our booger flicking resident Jesus?
Is that a challenge?
Because it looks like a challenge.
...and I believe we only have to look as far as Slappy's nose which has gotten so far out of joint that she's wearing it as an earring to find I've already completed that achievement.
Fix your situational awareness, Slopey.
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Such a brave little Ignore Button Warrior!
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That' s El Comandante and don't you forget it. Slayer of women with crystals and all other terroristic weapons of mass emotional destruction.
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I'm here for the shitbox
But now it's gone!
GOANE!
But now it's gone!
GOANE!
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Oh, okay.
Can someone point to it?
Not that I do not believe you.
I am "totally sure" that it happened.
Like, right there, at almost 100% sure.
But...well, I have seen these claims of Meltdown!! from the likes of @Lily and @Yourself so many times when you were just really really really oblivious to what was really going on that I would like to judge for myself....
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My youngest is a Leo and loves cats.
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Your man is a retard LOL. I mean he’d hafta’ be
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I love cats too.
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I know
Get a washer yet ? LOL
He writes for MAD magazine?
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You are too hard on yourself. I always enjoyed a V post pissing in the wind, it fertilises the Lilies.
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Irony can only truly be expressed if you actually knew Sublime, last seen in the Yemen in 2014 just before the American embassy fell and the Houthis took control.
I miss Sublime. He married a South African lass don't you know, whom he met on the boards, and irony abounded on the rebound from his English rose, Peeps. Ahh, halcyon days indeed, when irony actually meant irony.
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You have a man that lets you fink? And he's a Leo? You lucky ungrateful bitch. I give it 12 weeks. Did you meet him at the Blue Cashew, and did you have to give him the money for a bus ticket?
Asking for a friend.
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I met him in 1994. When I was 14 and he was 17. His best friend was my best friends boyfriend they decided to set us up.
I was terrified so I acted like an asshole. He was a quite type...a bit shy. Very tall. He is 6'7....I'm 5'1 lol. He had longer curly hair. Dorky glasses. A long dark blue winter coat that was torn at the pocket.
When he dropped us off at my friends house he flashed his incredible blue eyes at me...looked me right in the eyes and it really was like falling into an ocean. He said "bye" lol.
And i asked my friend to get his phone number so I could call him and apologize. So I called him to apologize. And we stayed on the phone all night. That was first of MANY all night convos.
He was my first love. My first lover. My best friend. My go to. The one who walks into the room and a weight lifts.
He has been in my life for 30 years.
When I talked about him on the forums I would call him my "brother".... mostly because I didn't think we would ever be more than best friends and my kids always called him Uncle. (They don't call him that anymore because...eeeeewww). I didn't know he ever wanted to be romantically involved with me again.
Turns out I was very wrong lol. I came here to stay for two weeks at his house....over a year ago. Still here lol.
We are both leos....and I am utterly and completely obsessed with this man.
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Does that still exist?
We actually have a comic going. Moreso just for fun between me, him and my 18 year old.
It's based on my crazy ass mother lol
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People suck Dove. Now you're gonna get were they used new from the ghetto lmfao
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The last 47 small appliances I bought were returns from Amazon.
I have, many times… usually comes with a lot less drama then you generate
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