Recent content by Garraty_47

When I was a wee lad there were only three television stations, the public broadcasting channel (Sesame Street) was one of them. Yes, there were televisions when I was growing up. How else could we have played Atari's Pong?

Calm down, Snuffleupagus. You don't want to trip over your own trunk again, do you?

I unfortunately believe the 'Murican populace is too brainwashed and dumbed-down to free itself from the yoke of duopoly. Just as the democrats use sheepdogs like Sanders and a few others to give lip service to progressive policies/shifts with the only result being to shepherd voters back into a...

Fuck that guy, fuck "israel", and fuck zionism. #FreePalestine

As I once heard a comedian observe: We're separated by a common language. What the fuck was his name... Eddie something? Sometimes wore a dress, was in a few movies. Eddie Izzard maybe, or something like that. Anyway, he was correct.

You should be. Not because of anything specific I might poast but because you're such a muppet that even a lukewarm dressing down probably lands on you like a ton of bricks. Don't be nervous... be better.

I would not advise relaxing for any of you Bastards while I'm around but the responsible party for changing the description can certainly pat themselves on the back.

The new Meltdown subforum description is, in my opinion, far superior to the former description. Well done!

I hope you're not planning to make a Flynnsuit; that would be... morbidly grotesque. Unless you're also planning to do a lot of swimming then I could understand wanting to borrow her feet.

Wouldn't jack have a clear conflict of interest(s) though?

I hope the innocent pavement finds a good lawyer and sues your knickers off for the libelous behavior in which you've engaged recently. Or maybe jack's trial can wait while we handle this matter ourselves... #ThePavementDidNothingWrong

My sympathy is with the pavement. It was just existing there, vibing with the ground and fresh air, when some drunken idiot stumbled along and kicked it, fell on it, then blamed it for the entire series of events. #ThePavementDidNothingWrong

Now *I'm* injured... saccharine poisoning. The two of you should get a room.