Recent content by Garraty_47

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    Hey Stalky.

    Until we can actually see the image you poasted this thread's superiority is only potential, not real. It's 2026... this stuff shouldn't still cause a boggle. Just sayin'.
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    School Me

    Pretty sure that's just run-of-the-mill schizophrenia, mate. If it starts telling you to do weird stuff you should probably stab it with a hot soldering iron until it shuts the fuck up.
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    Whose Meal Would You Eat?

    I've always been a huge fan of women wearing 'sexy librarian' outfits. Or just dressing like librarians, for the most part. I, uh, may be a sapiosexual. But it's not a problem. I have it totally under control. ...and I can always blame the Van Halen music video 'Hot For Teacher'; it corrupted...
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    Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

    <speech> None of you Bastards should vote for me. I would not be a good president. </speech> As so far only one other candidate has made a campaign poast I am delaying my own vote.
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    President Of Bastard Factory Preliminaries.

    I'm convinced. Votes amended.
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    President Of Bastard Factory Preliminaries.

    I wouldn't compare them to a walrus' but I'm sure they'd come in handy for paddling around underground lakes in search of a lunch that's raw and w-r-r-r-riggling.
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    President Of Bastard Factory Preliminaries.

    If you're going to tattoo *those* feet I hope you've stocked up on ink.
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    Whose Meal Would You Eat?

    Happy Hatch Day, Dove!
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    What did you people do to poor crookie?

    ...fucking off for almost a week. **gigglesnort**
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    Whose Meal Would You Eat?

    Our brand (carbon-based lifeform) of hardware/software package needs regular defragmentation regimens to keep the glitches and corrupted sectors to a minimum.
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    Whose Meal Would You Eat?

    They wouldn't necessarily need to be extra-dimensional. The band of the light spectrum we can perceive is relatively small and even then a lot of our experience of the physical world is essentially pictures painted for us by our brains, filling in gaps and interpreting impressions to provide us...
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    What did you people do to poor crookie?

    This is the first time I've seen anyone even suggest that Prowler may have crossed over. Are you basing this on anything other than wishful thinking?
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    President Of Bastard Factory Preliminaries.

    Sold and done.