Recent content by Garraty_47

Oh it's always been popular. It may not have phrased *exactly* like that, but mocking stuff is what Meltdown is made of. Well, mockery and the contents of X's drool cup but the less said about that the better.

Evolution isn't debatable on any serious level. Just because it happens over periods of time that are difficult for us to wrap our smooth monkey brains around doesn't mean it isn't happening.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hurtle Okay so *clear* the... <blank stare> Waitwhut? Dammit you know I've got the kind of autism that forces me to interpret things as they're typed, not as they're intended, and you torment me like this? Right. Where's my paintbrush...

I wish I could take a flying saucer. I'd take it straight to a better planet, for starters. ...or at least one not so infested with bipedal apes but that's probably being redundant.

Indeed. Striving is the foundation upon which all advancements are built. Except with scientific advancements. Historically many of those were unanticipated byproducts or sheer luck.

Then you are, by definition, in the wrong subforum. Either the tagline sucks or you do. Which is it?

Compared to the era in which I went by 'Vitriol' I am a veritable fluffy harmless ball of joy and if you're suggesting otherwise I'll paint the forum with your blood and send the outrageously overinflated decorating bill to Fred, who will pay it immediately if she knows what's good for her.

Ancient Assembly of Rusty Parts. Also known as "old people".

<checks my nym> No Vitriol detected. Fail.

<checks for despicableness> No despicableness detected. Fail. <checks for methodology> It appears to be two queries, one of which is simply a rhetorical device, not a fight. Fail. <checks for victory> No victory, absolute or otherwise, detected. Fail. ... As a mod, we expect more from you.

Stoopidest. Subforum. Tagline. Ever. Define "victory", much less "absolute victory"? Who declares the victor? Using what criteria? Will there be prizes? What are they? What constitutes a "fight", much less a "fighting method"? Define "despicable", much less "most despicable"? According to whom...

This channel is worth following as well: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNewAtlas

Don't go getting fussy on me now. Breaking the fourth wall can work but it's generally done with a wink, or a nod, or a pithy quip. Suddenly dragging the camera behind the set and demanding an explanation for why the props are only painted on one side isn't parody; it's obliterating the...

WWIII started the day the soviet union fell apart and instead of the USA dialing back its own paranoid militarism it doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down on it in a bid to become the evil imperial hegemon it used to accuse the USSR of wanting to become. 'Murica wants dominion over the entire...

@Flynn For someone who allegedly groks that forums are essentially performance art, you seem unaccountably easily confused by the performance pieces themselves. If you can't roll with it at least stop with the pedantic heckling so much; you're only ruining it for everyone else.