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Achievement Unlocked: Weirdest Fap of the Month (so far)

Bastard Factory theme song:

Pillows aren't only for sleeping, bruh. Just don't push down *too* hard. After a while you'll run out of places to hide the bodies. Ehrm... so I've been told.

Yeah but I think those somersaults through a hoop are pretty darned impressive, they're pretty good at booping balls with their snouts, and their "EckEckEckEck!" noises are adorable for about five seconds after which they rapidly become insufferable. So... not that much difference from women...

There have been some interesting studies that suggest girls actually *can* intellect but it's of an order so far removed from our own that it's difficult to recognize and may as well be considered alien for all practical purposes. That's why trying to communicate with them is often akin to...

What's "holding me back" is exactly what I already said it was. If you get a PM from a nym that *looks* like mine asking for a handout to attend the meet-up touch base with me before you write any checks... I promise you'll have been getting scammed.

I've been to the desert. Spent a couple weeks in the Tuscon area, and before that went to boot camp near San Antonio. You can keep it. As for meeting people from Flametown: been there done that too and I had way more connectivity with those fine folk than any of the current crop. Don't get me...

As the judge of these proceedings I declare an indefinite continuance until the defendant can be located and returned to face his charges. So jack has two choices... ...come back and stand tall before my bench like he's got a pair, or stay the fuck away forever. <bangs gavel> This court is...

Only if you can stomach the idea of going to Vegas.

</Unignore> *sigh* At this point your continued insistence that I live in WEST Virginia is a blatantly forced affectation that is more cringe than the underlying inference that people who live in the south are all backward hillbillies and *that's* all the cringe. Your apparent ignorance of...

Dude. If you *really* want to get arrested just walk around holding up a placard that says: "Palestine Action did nothing wrong!" The local constabulary will be around in a trice to fetch you.

Uh-oh. Cookie's gone full Yoda... ...shit's about to get real.

I expect Poppy to show up any minute to scream "DON'T DO IT!" Poppy swears I poast 'death fractals' and they cause the extinction of every forum in which they've appeared. I'm not superstitious and don't actually believe in 'death fractals' but... ...erring on the side of caution isn't...

Oh! I thought it was some kind of costume and I confess my first thought was: "Cookie's a furry? Yeah, that tracks." Sorry bruh.