Recent content by wizer

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    It started a long time ago you cock riding idiot.
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    I swear @Jack you sound like a child sometimes. Wait, make that "all the time". Slapping you around is mildly entertaining but to be honest it's getting a bit boring.
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    Hey @Jack whose dick did you sit on today?
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    That comeback was almost as good as you confessing to Adam that you like to sit on cocks but you won't sit on his.
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    It's no surprise that the biggest forum losers including @Jack and @Admin don't notice when two of the better forum content providers are suddenly absent, which causes most of the threads to become covered in shit, some of them literally. To those losers, it's business as usual, in fact they are...
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    That's because you're only functioning on a partial brain. You don't notice much of anything @Jack. Did you ever notice that? Of course not.
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    Odd @Alticus, just odd. You sound like you're in your first day of school trying to make a friend and Ivor is riding on the red fire truck and you can't wait to try it but you're afraid you're gonna piss in your pants if Ivor doesn't hand it over within the next 30 seconds. Just...odd
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    Why would you think you smelled cigarettes if no one is smoking cigarettes? Or do you live in a halfway house or something, with really thin walls or too much space under the doors. Or in a prison cell? Be honest, we're all friends here, you will not be judged.
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    Not your first voicemail.
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    Ass kisser ^^
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    My ex girlfriend used to say that quite often. Then she went to AA. Sometimes she'd go to several meetings in one day. It was effective to some degree, she picked up a few tokens, she went long periods without drinking. It helped when we were together because I don't drink much. Last I heard she...
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    All kidding aside, and with the utmost sincerity, I'm glad you found realistic achievable goals and I wish you the best of luck in your shitty endeavors.
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    Now that I've run @Bastard Factory's story through the wizer BS meter, I came up with what is most likely the truth. BF was stalking this poor woman who finally got the nerve to call the cops on him and get a restraining order. Her boyfriend did his part to let @Bastard Factory know that if he...
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    @Bastard Factory I take anything and everything you write as one big joke. You make up shit as you go along, you post real human shit all over these boards pretending to do it to increase traffic, you personal message me that you like my innovative thread ideas then proceed to shit all over...
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    I made the assumption that you were referring to "this guy" since it was in the context of the conversation that followed the BF narrative. BF's response or non response is secondary. Typically a "total fag" isn't going to chase down another guy in the street and threaten him with violence.