... Coffin Watch x the far queue ...

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[Omnipotent]

The coffin is lead lined apparently.

 

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The coffin is lead lined apparently.

... I did work with a bloke once who was a coffin maker by trade but he had to give it up because of poison in the timber so he got a job at our workplace [big multi-national company] as a security guard.

When we found out he was a coffin maker someone nicked named him 'Doctor Death'.[naturally I wasn't involved] but it got shortened to 'Doc' until the day he left.

I never did think to ask him much about making coffins though ...

 

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Harry looks smart in his uniform ...

 

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[Omnipotent]

And work until you're 96? No thanks.

 

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And work until you're 96? No thanks.

... I think you can retire early now at 90 ...

 

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The minutes silence for The Queen ...






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[Lily]

This thread delivers...+

 

[Lily]

My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we’re all staying in my grandma’s place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I’ll do any job to take care of my family. Please share.

Sincerely,
William, Prince of Wales

 

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A lovely evening in London tonight with beautiful weather befitting the QE II's interment tomorrow ...

There will be huge crowds [2] sitting out in the pissing down rain tomorrow to farewell Her Majesty ...

 

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... I put this in my Caffeine thread, ''Changed My Mind'' ...


[] God Save Our Clown []

God save our useless Clown...
Don't put the rest of us down...
And let us have all your hand maidens ...
But don't give us any old trade-ins...
As we are so joyous now...
Let us be happy somehow...
And God will save your rear end...
And you can be our forever friend...

Then let us then drink your wine...
So this will give us a sign...
That you can reign over us...
Without any big fuss...
May you defend our laws...
And ever give us good cause...
So that we can sing...
God save your Ring.

[] the end of [] ...

 

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