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What. The. SHIT?!?! GEEEEZ. The cop just casually checks him over and then walks out. Shameful.

They must have been totally stoned, that kind of stupid shit is typical of potheads, I'm one but I got say that

He's got a point, Reggie. MLB becomes interesting to me during the playoffs. The only thing I'm looking forward to is college football.

Hey, they might have won with him too since they continued the trajectory he started them on, . but Mike Brown did an excellent job and...

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?

BTW Holli, do you still want Thibs back? :LOL3:

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.

Polar bear walks into a bar. White privilege!!!

A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

What's really funny is that neither of you got it. Here I am actually trying to contribute to the thread and you two are like gay...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil...

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.” The bartender asks, “What’s with the big...

Flynn once asked: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" But I couldn't answer her right away because I...